NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what some are calling a sign of its desperation to raise cash, the Presidential campaign of Donald J. Trump is auctioning off New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on the popular e-commerce site eBay, campaign officials have confirmed.
Two former allies of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie must face a criminal trial after failing to persuade a judge to dismiss an indictment blaming them for creating traffic jams near the George... To view the full story, click the title link.
According to a report from The New Yorker, Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been relegated to Donald Trump's "manservant," even going out and fetching fast food orders.
While co-hosting the sports talk show "Boomer & Carton" on WFAN radio this morning, New Jersey governor Chris Christie shared his thoughts on the attractiveness of female tennis players. Finally.Christie is adamantly opposed to the suspension of Maria Sharapova, which she received for failing a drug test at the Australian ... More »
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who is currently not (wink) being held hostage by Donald Trump, has demonstrated the pitfalls of campaigning with a narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho—for example, in addition to everything else that is terrible about Donald Trump, he will also publicly berate you for being overweight. Read more...
Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, held a fundraiser on Thursday that he claimed would pay off the entire campaign debt of his erstwhile rival (and suspected hostage) New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, the Associated Press reports. The $200-per-person fundraiser at the National Guard Armory in Lawrenceville, New Jersey ... More »
Ben Carson revealed the shortlist of vice presidential candidates Donald Trump is deciding between, according to a recent media report. According to The Washington Post report, Ben Carson named New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Texas...Show More Summary
Donald Trump on Monday picked New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to lead his White House transition team in the event the billionaire wins the November presidential vote. "Governor Christie is an extremely knowledgeable and loyal person...Show More Summary
Donald Trump has tapped New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to head up his transition team, should he win the November presidential election. “Governor Christie is an extremely knowledgeable and loyal...
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump selected New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to serve as his Transition Team chair, the Trump campaign announced in a press release on Monday.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said on Monday he has chosen New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a rival turned ally, to lead his transition team as he prepares for the general election campaign. “Governor Christie is an extremely knowledgeable and loyal person with the tools...
From the last Morning Jolt of the week: Your Cynicism About Politics Is Well-Founded. Those of us with memories that can go back a few months will remember that during his presidential campaign, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said...Show More Summary
At the Bruce Springsteen concert in Brooklyn on Monday, New Jersey governor Chris Christie danced like no one was watching… of course, everyone was... More » The post Chris Christie Breaks Out His Dance Moves at Springsteen Concert appeared first on EveryJoe.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says that he would oppose any attempt to loosen medical marijuana regulations that would broaden the number of conditions eligible for treatment and potentially lower costs, even as his state remains one of the costliest states in which to live in the country. The...
TRENTON (The Borowitz Report)—No one in the United States has taken note of the total disappearance of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who vanished from view several weeks ago.
The feud between New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Atlantic City's mayor is heating up just 48 hours before the government of Atlantic City is set to shut down. Christie called Atlantic City Mayor Don Guardian, also a Republican,...Show More Summary
Donald Trump lover and New Jersey governor Chris Christie was humiliated by the Internet last week when a photo of him pouring a bag of the chocolate candies into the box they came in went viral.
Earlier today on this very website, my colleague Sam Biddle referred to a recent photograph of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie pouring a bag of M&Ms into a box of M&Ms as “embarrassing” and inexplicable—an analysis as unfair as it is incorrect. Because in this instance, for what may be the very first time in his life, Chris Christie did the right thing. Read more...
The internet went into meltdown on March 25th when shocking evidence of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie emerged: Watching the Notre (...)
The last time New Jersey Governor Chris Christie made a lot of buzz online and was the subject of plenty of memes was when Christie sported a troubled look as he stood behind Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. As seen in the above photo, Chris didn’t look too happy to stand behind Trump on Super... Show More Summary