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Jamaican man busted with half-kilo of coke wedged in butt

2 months agoHumor / odd : Death and Taxes

Agents performing a pat down felt "a hard object in the area of the defendant's groin," and no — turns out Lewis wasn't in any way just happy to see them.

Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys

2 months agoHumor : The Onion

ROCKFORD, IL—Patting down his onesie with mounting concern, local 8-month-old Joshua McManus was reportedly overcome by a sharp, sinking feeling Monday upon realizing he had left home without his oversize multicolor plastic keys.

How Denver’s TSA Manipulated the Nude-o-Scope So They Could Get to Fondle Attractive Passengers

Don't think those enhanced pat downs are excuses for the TSA to get their jollies? At Denver they were. Continue reading How Denver’s TSA Manipulated the Nude-o-Scope So They Could Get to Fondle Attractive Passengers...

The Serial Stowaway

3 months agoNews / Crime : Sword and Scale

Since the 9/11 attacks it has been widely publicized how airport security has increased. Airline customers are required to remove their shoes and willingly submit to pat down procedures, proper identification is now mandatory at various...Show More Summary

3 Security Rules to Know in the 4th Circuit

Planning on visiting a federal courthouse anytime soon? Get ready for a good pat down. Courts across the country are beefing up their security and getting in to see a judge these days can require just about as much security screening as flying to Jordan. Getting held up in security......

Body Cam Shows Officer Shoot Man in Foot Chase

A man is seen in a police body-camera video bolting from a Muskogee, Oklahoma, officer who felt a weapon after a pat down. Officer Chansey McMillin gave chase, his body-cam capturing his shadow as he trailed Terence Walker January 17. Show More Summary

Graphic Bodycam Video Released Of Fatal Police Involved Shooting [Video]

Officer Chansey McMillin, of Muskogee, attempted to arrest 21 year old Terrence D. Walker in Saturday. During the pat down, the officer felt a weapon on the suspect, who immediately fled from McMillin. As Walker ran away, the officer’s bodycam captured the chase. Show More Summary

Our Political Betters Do Not Experience Life Like the Rest of Us

Let’s be honest: much of the TSA ridiculousness at airports would vanish overnight if Congress had to suffer through ‘security’ like the rest of us. However, those august solons decided to exempt themselves from the hassle (pat downs are for … Continue reading ?

Kim Kardashian Suffers Hardcore TSA Pat Down

Kim Kardashian boasts one of the world’s most recognizable faces and, as such, is not likely to be at the center of a terrorist plot. In spite of all this, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians was the recipient of a very thorough pat down during a recent LAX visit. She may be a celebrity, […]

Kim Kardashian -- TSA Getting Handsy With Her T&A

6 months agoPop Culture / Celebrity :

It's confirmed... Kim Kardashian isn't a terrorist... but TSA just got all up in that bitch just to make sure.Kim's five-alarm booty must have tripped the sensors Wednesday at an LAX security checkpoint... she got the royal pat down by a female…

Detroit man robbed by impostor claiming to be cop

7 months agoNews / Crime : Crimesider

Real police say phony officer patted down a man, stole his wallet and cellphone

Stop and Frisk Litigation Finally, Thankfully, Hopefully at an End

This has been going on for far too long -- the litigation, that is. "Stop and frisk" was a terrible, constitutionally suspect practice where police officers would stop and pat down pedestrians in high-crime areas for no real reason. Disproportionately, those stopped were minorities. Perhaps seeing the writing on the......

TSA Tries to Pat Down Man After Flight

Ben Swann Truth in Media: Last Saturday, Kahler Nygard took a Spirit Airlines flight to Denver to visit with friends. When he departed from Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, Transportation Security Administration agents patted him down and allowed him to board his flight. Show More Summary

A Bizarre 1937 Corporate Songbook Sings the Praises of All-Glorious IBM

10 months agoTechnology / Gadgets : Gizmodo

Gather round, loyal workers and company envoys! Doff your caps, freshen your snuff, and pat down your side parts for a rousing singalong from Songs of the IBM, a 1937 book of songs that sing the praises of our illustrious employer: The EVER ONWARD I.B.M. Read more...

Patted Down by India’s Hugging Saint

12 months agoNews : The Daily Beast

An ex-convict tries the healing embrace of a Mata Amritanandamayi, the Indian “hugging guru” known as Amma, after years of often-brutal contact in New York’s state prison system.

Financier accused of posing as airport security

12 months agoNews / Crime : Crimesider

Authorities say Eric Slighton is suspected of posing as a security screener at San Francisco International Airport and giving two women private pat downs

Morning Roundup: July 18, 2014

12 months agoHealth / Addiction : The Fix

Drunk guy poses as TSA agent and pats down two women, defense attorney admits laundering drug money, and pro-marijuana banking bill passes Republican house.

Drunk Man Impersonates TSA Agent at SFO, Privately Pats Down Two Women Before Arrest

A drunk man who took it upon himself to pose as a TSA screener at the San Francisco International Airport (SFO), and who gave two unsuspecting female passengers private patdowns, has been arrested. The 53-year-old male impostor was a...Show More Summary

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