Just a little something to read if you happen to spend extra time in the penalty box and don't really want to come out because you cost the Blackhawks a 4-3 game to the Lightning in the Stanley Cup Final:
Academy graduate Dominic Solanke scored the winner for Chelsea in their Bangkok friendly against the Thailand All-Stars today. The 17-year old finished with real killer instinct right inside the penalty box, reacting quickest to a mis-hit by Loic Remy. Show More Summary
Robot soccer players — like their human counterparts — sometimes dive in the penalty box. The University of Newcastle's robot soccer team was a starring attraction at the CeBIT technology conference in Sydney on Tuesday. Developed in...Show More Summary
Paul Dawson of the Rochester Knighthawks went from wailing on a fellow lacrosse player to chilling out in the penalty box, posing with a fan for their selfie. Duality of man and whatnot… After getting sentenced to the penalty box, the lacrosse player found himself to be a background artist in a nearby fan’s selfie. […]
So much for that Gatorade sponsorship. Brad Richards should really learn to bottle his emotions better. (Get it? Because he hit the water bottles.)
Shortly after exiting the penalty box in the second period of Tuesday's Game 4, the Washington Capitals' Tom Wilson found himself going right back in after delivering a huge hit to the New York Islanders' Lubomir Visnovsky. Wilson had come out of the penalty box less than a minute before this crushing hit. Show More Summary
Marchand didn't escape the referee's wrath on Thursday. Boston Bruins winger Brad Marchand didn't help boost his popularity with Red Wings fans on Thursday. Marchand found himself in the penalty box and in the crosshairs of Detroit fans...Show More Summary
San Jose Earthquakes' goalkeeper David Bingham looked to suffer a pretty serious head injury in Saturday's game against the New England Revolution. Trying to defend a low cross, Bingham lunged toward the top of the penalty box, where his head was hit directly by the upper body of an offensive player. Read more...
Mitsubishi Motors USA broke its one-month-old, sixth-generation Mirage sales record in February 2015, soaring up to 1863 units, a 67% year-over-year improvement. The Mirage is a penalty box in the classic sense of the automotive term...Show More Summary
Tottenham Hotspur got the three points they desperately needed with a 2-1 victory over the Queens Park Rangers, thanks in large part to a no-call on a hand ball in the Spurs’ penalty box, at Loftus Park on Saturday afternoon. The victory...Show More Summary
According to Wikipedia's definition of the friend zone, Marshall Fine of The Huffington Post suggests: the friend zone is "like the penalty box of dating, when your only crime is not being buff and unobtainable". While I find Marshall's...Show More Summary
That's not cool. What the Predators' Mike Fisher did to Florida's Erik Gudbranson violates a lot of different codes. First of all, it's illegal in hockey. For obvious reasons. Fisher got sent to the penalty box during the overtime period for the play. Secondly, it definitely violates some sort of bro code somewhere. Show More Summary
The New Jersey Devils are undoubtedly pleased to see 2014 come to a close. Their last game of the year went just like much of 2014 went. There were multiple trips to the penalty box, poor neutral zone play and few scoring chances. With...Show More Summary
Watch where you're going! Dion Phaneuf must have felt so relieved. The Maple Leafs had just killed off his minor penalty for slashing, and he was ready to step out of the box and rejoin his squad. But he forgot to look both ways. The whistles blew, and Phaneuf got called for interference. He was literally on the ice for one second. Back to the penalty box for you!
In the wake of Liverpool’s recent draw with Arsenal, club legend Jamie Carragher claimed that we are starting to see subtle improvements from the Reds, apart from their play in both penalty boxes, per Sky Sports. With that in mind, it...Show More Summary
It's that time again where your friends at Jalopnik have another Tom vs. Tavarish car buying advice throw-down. You may remember our last bout regarding financing. This time my partner says that base cars are penalty boxes and you should spend the extra cash. But here are five cars that are perfectly fine without any options. Read more...
There are incidents of diving every week in the Premier League, but Sergio Aguero going down against Southampton in the Premier League was not one of those times. The Argentine was clearly tripped inside the penalty area early in the...Show More Summary
Michael Corbat has circled Jan. 5, 2015, on his calendar. That's when his administrative staff at Citigroup (NYSE: C) will turn in reams of paperwork for the Federal Reserve's Comprehensive
One hockey player's time in the penalty box led to a plucky fan's souvenir. Phil Kessel, of the Toronto Maple Leafs, was in the penalty box Sunday because his team had too many men on the ice, according to reports. That's when Kristin...Show More Summary
One Toronto Maple Leafs fan saw her chance to snap an epic selfie with Phil Kessel, so she took it. Kessel wasn't exactly in a smiling mood, as he had just gotten sent to the penalty box for his team having too many men on the ice. It would have been weird had he been smiling while in the sin bin anyway. Show More Summary