Last month, a 9-year-old girl fatally shot her shooting instructor with a fucking Uzi because apparently the goddamn Delta Force (starring Chuck Norris) is hiring children. The family of the instructor Charles Vacca are obviously still reeling from his death, but they are also incredibly concerned about the 9-year-old girl. Read more...
For some reason (maybe because of that damned shaky-cam) 2010's "Expendables" hasn't worn very well -- and all I remember about 2012's "Expendables 2" is Chuck Norris popping up at odd times. "Expendables 3" is a major improvement over its predecessors and could have easily worked as a standalone. Show More Summary
There are a whole lot of places in the universe that aren’t exactly conducive to the proliferation of life: the vacuum of space, for instance, or the poisonous, boiling atmosphere of Venus, or anywhere Chuck Norris goes. But surely the most brutal are the unimaginably hot surfaces of stars like our sun, furnaces so powerful […]
Eat ramen the way Chuck Norris would with these Nunchops Chopsticks. As its name so cleverly implies, they’re chopsticks linked with a plastic chain like nunchucks. You won’t be able The post Chuck Norris Would Approve: Nunchops Chopsticks appeared first on OhGizmo!.
If you ever had any doubt that your lovable little cat was a miniature lion at heart, this video will get rid of any such doubts. This nail-biting clip is one of the most insane cat videos we’ve ever seen on the internet. And trust us when we tell you, we’re seen our share of
AN AD from the NRA’s new Trigger The Vote Campaign. Chuck Norris wants you to vote.
Former Towson University gymnast Kacy Catanzaro, who is just five feet tall and weighs 100 pounds, attempted to become the first woman to ever reach the finals on American Ninja Warrior.
I discovered someone this week who embodied the practices that I believe would restore our republic to its former heights of glory. He’s not a politician — no surprise there. He’s not a television pundit. He hasn’t written a book. He’s not a household name. Show More Summary
EA Sports UFC has had mixed reactions since its release in June, but there’s no doubt it’s the beginning of a franchise and folks are already wondering what’s next. This time round the game launched with Bruce Lee as a surprise inclusion. Who’s next? Chuck Norris? Well, UFC President Dana White thinks that might be a good idea! More »
So, who's up for a rematch in the Coliseum?
American flag haters better watch out because they may have a near-Chuck Norris experience that even death fears. Norris is angry that American flags are being considered “offensive” by some people in the United States, and when Chuck Norris gets angry… run. After all, this is the man who cuts a knife with hot butter.
How political endorsements got so dumb.
Part Chuck Norris, part Jesse Ventura, and 100 percent Barney Fife, this is the best act of vigilante trucker justice (truckstice?) in recent memory. A trucker, having spotted an Illinois police officer speeding in the rain while using a mobile phone, takes action, using his horn to pull the cop over and then taking him to task. The trucker nearly...
Guys, it’s official. Leggings are NOT pants. The Iranian parliament says so. And in other news of things that are not other things, Zambian president Michael Sata is NOT Chuck Norris. Carry on with your weekend. (H/T: Ben in Lusaka … Continue reading ?
So, does that mean religious and regressive education is preferred? The other day, Chuck Norris learned about the case of Andrew Lampart, an 18-year-old high school student who learned that his school web filters wouldn’t let him visit conservative sites — the sites for the National Rifle Association, the Vatican, even the official Republican Party site [...]
"There's no surprise or mystery here. The problem is not the software but those programming it," he wrote on Town Hall.
Chuck Norris is famous for his skills in martial arts, and his written column about President Obama certainly won’t go down easily without a fight. Norris recently decided to let the world know exactly how he feels about President Obama’s prisoner of war exchange in a two-part column, specifically the exchange of five top Taliban
Donatello. Snake Eyes. Scorpion. Shredder. Storm Shadow. Chuck Norris. These are just a few examples of some kick-ass ninjas. There is a new breed of ninja raising a ruckus nowadays. Who are they? What do they do? Why are they so polarizing? Brazil’s Unrest Twitter recently focused on providing users with a “World Cup Starter […]
When Chuck Norris speaks, he expects to be listened to. This time his challenge is to the United States government about the treatment of veterans who have laid it all on the line to fight for our freedom. J.D. Gordon, retired Navy Commander, has just revealed the bombshell to FOX that “Al Qaeda detainees get