It took a small ceramic doughnut for me to realize I’m a fat piece of shit. Like most people who work from home, my lifestyle could be better. The most walking I do is when I stagger to the fridge to grab another Diet Coke. Most of the time, I’m sat on my arse writing articles, trolling Twitter, or talking to sources. Show More Summary
“Yes, our product is more expensive than Diet Coke, but it's embarrassing to say—Diet Coke's cheaper than water”
1998 was a great year for the economy, but was an awful year for Bill Clinton, who was impeached for having an affair with Monica Lewinsky. Who can ever forget Clinton’s impeachment interview while drinking a Diet Coke? It was the year George Michael was forced out of the closet after being arrested for attempting... Show More Summary
'I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries.'
Pick a subject, any subject, and there are myths and pure nonsense that someone will buy into. Birds will die if they eat the uncooked rice flung at newlyweds. (Nope) If you eat Mentos and drink Diet Coke simultaneously your stomach will explode. Show More Summary
Teen girl #1: Noooo! Getting your cooch pierced be a bad idea. You know how much that shit hurts? Teen girl #2: No shit! That’s why I’m gonna be on E at the time. You think I’m stupid enough to do it sober? –Columbus Circle station Overheard by: Djlindee
It’s one of the oldest tricks in the book, or at least on the internet—Mentos candy plus a bottle of Diet Coke equals a sticky, foaming fountain that captures the attention and hearts of children and thrill seekers everywhere. But for...Show More Summary
In a move that has echoes of the “Classic Coke” fiasco of several years ago, PepsiCo is bringing back aspartame and shuffling its beverage lineup. Diet Pepsi with aspartame will return as “Diet Pepsi Classic Sweetener Blend” starting in September,...
Diet Coke, Delta and Vitamin Water contributed $65,000 each
That Diet Coke is gonna cost you
NO DIET, PLEASE: Air Force Leader Wants ‘Flying Coke Machine’ to Replace A-10. Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Welsh compared the desired capability to the convenience and flexibility of a soda machine. “Imagine the … flying Coke machine and just having a Coke machine overhead, and you put your quarter in and you […]
They come in Classic, Diet Coke, or Coke Zero colorways Food and beverage inspired sneakers just won't quit. Adidas and Coca-Cola have unveiled a revamped version of their special edition shoe, the Climacool 1, which comes in Coca-Cola...Show More Summary
Donald Trump knew exactly how to celebrate on Thursday when he finally reached the magic number of 1,237 delegates he needed to secure the GOP nomination: a celebratory meal of a Big Mac, fries, and a Diet Coke aboard his private plane. Show More Summary
TO CELEBRATE WINNING 1,237, TRUMP EATS MCDONALD’S, HAS DIET COKE: “This photo was not just funny because Trump is eating McDonalds — it’s also rather ironic because The Donald is on record mocking Diet Coke. In October 2012, he tweeted, ‘I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.’ Is he mocking himself, as […]
Planters peanuts, shrimp cup noodles, Diet Coke, regular Coke, Bloody Mary’s, sandwiches, Jack n Diet, and anything else is a reason to write a sentence in the passive voice. Although there was no beef jerky, the Priority Pass in Tahiti was heaven sent. It wasn’t because the sodas which cost... The post Fat Guy in the Lounge: Tahiti Edition appeared first on ThePointsOfLife.
Does Taylor Swift make you drink Diet Coke? Does Beyonce make you drink Pepsi? Do you have Geico Insurance because of the gecko or in spite of him?
The Hydraulic Press Channel sticks a few things into its killer machine that explode when put under pressure. The caps are fun, but it’s the Diet Coke and Mentos bottle that make the biggest mess. These guys need to invest in a super slow-mo camera now.
At this point, RC Cola is pretty well pigeonholed as a regionalism—not quite so locally specific as Moxie or Cheerwine, maybe, but certainly without the octopus reach of Coke or Pepsi. It might’ve been otherwise, except RC got caught in sand trap after sand trap. Read more...
He's probably getting diabetes via osmosis right now.