Hackensack River, Meadowlands, Pulaski Skyway, Kearny Generating Plant, NJ I’m not making this up! click here: this is the Pregerson, CA, blowspittled. — George Carlin (1972)
Forget about George Carlin's infamous seven dirty words -- XXXX, XXXX, XXXX, XXXX, and let's not forget XXXXXXXXXX, XXXXXXXXXXXX, and XXXX, which today are commonplace, but are fig-leafed with a prophylactic 'beep' on broadcast TV and radio. There are now new dirty words that are rarely brought up in public as they seem to offend many. Show More Summary
Good comedians like Amy Schumer and George Carlin make people laugh and provoke contemplation. Ricky Gervais is incapable of that, writes I Am Cait's Zackary Drucker.
Can you match the following 15 people with their money-related quotations? There is only one quote for each person listed. Be careful — you may be surprised at some of the answers! A. Ben Affleck B. Warren Buffett C. George Carlin D. Albert Einstein E. Alan Greenspan F. Paris Hilton G. John Lennon H. Karl […]
George Carlin once said, “Have you ever noticed, when you’re driving, that anybody who’s driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” The rest of life is like that, too, when everyone around us is judged by the standard that is us. Show More Summary
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"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." George Carlin The post Task 42: Just Dance (When Nobody’s Watching) appeared first on The Good Men Project.
One survey found that while most Americans don't trust other drivers, 81 percent are confident in their own driving skill.
From the Slope of Hope: Time for a mini-rant because, like the late, great George Carlin, I don't have pet peeves: I have a zoo of major fucking psychoses. I'd like us, as a people, to reclaim the noun "conversation". To my old-fashioned way of thinking, a "conversation" is an exchange of ideas between two interested and engaged parties. Show More Summary
George Carlin used to do a bit about elections; the late comedian didn't vote, he said, and not voting gave him more of a right to complain. That's how I feel about DJ Mag's Top 100 DJs poll. I didn't vote and, yet here I am complaining about it. It's...
Kelly Carlin said her father, comedian George Carlin, would have no shortage of material with Donald Trump in the presidential race. “Dad used to say to us, ‘When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat,'”...
Comedian George Carlin's numerous political routines and social commentaries have long since become classics of American stand-up. Hence why, when the late comedian's daughter Kelly Carlin visited Larry King's Ora TV program, the host decided to ask about what George would say about the 2016 presidential election cycle.
The comedian's daughter gave a tour of the Grammy Museum's 'A Place For My Stuff' display.
George Carlin's 'A Place For My Stuff' exhibit is open now through March 2016 at the Grammy Museum in Los Angeles.
Comedian George Carlin hosted the first episode of "Saturday Night Live" on Oct. 11, 1975
Marian L. Tupy Remember George Carlin’s hilarious skit about plastics? Here is the transcript: “The planet … is a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. Show More Summary
Question everything. Even this article. "I have always been willing to put myself at great personal risk for the sake of entertainment. And I've always been willing to put you at great personal risk, for the same reason." – George Carlin...Show More Summary
George Carlin's daughter details father's coke use, Trump hits Jeb! over weed, and British Prime Minister accused of doing drugs.
Excerpted from 'A Carlin Home Companion.' Carlin legend holds that all it took for me to come into the world was a little sperm, a little egg, a little weed, a little scotch, and something called the limbo. "We'd been trying to getShow More Summary
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