Happy Tuesday! We’re back on the air live for the last day of May. How was your holiday weekend? Hairspray von Clownstick is still running for president, and America seems to be getting used to the idea that he just lies about everything,...Show More Summary
It's a good thing Barack Obama says "work" a lot, or how else could YouTube user Baracksdubs have delivered this sync-along in which the president's words are dubbed into Rihanna's "Work"? "Happy Memorial Day! Enjoy your day off with...Show More Summary
WASHINGTON (AP) — North Carolina State University's victorious 1983 men's basketball team finally got its day at the White House on Monday. Older but no less happy, team members debated with President Barack Obama whether the famous,...Show More Summary
Happy Mother's Day to all of you moms out there. I hope you're enjoying your day and the video above from President Obama, reminding everyone about the need to provide paid maternity leave, sick leave, accommodations for workers whoShow More Summary
In this week's address, President Obama recognized all mothers in celebration of this upcoming Mother's Day, including First Lady Michelle Obama. The President emphasized that we should give all parents the support they need by providing...Show More Summary
Happy International Workers Day! That’s one incarnation of a classic — and here’s another, with a lovely story to frame it. So, to channel my inner President Obama talking to Senator Sanders last night, “this is the time and place” in which I wish all my comrades a happy, peaceful, easeful international labor day. We may all Tikkun Olam […]
This was an action-packed week, featuring five primary elections, a new Beyonce album, President Obama traveling abroad, the NFL draft, and the breadless holiday of Passover. Tweets on these topics, plus jokes about Happy Days, signs on bathrooms, Jabba The Hutt and more, in the top 41 tweets of the week! 1. Show More Summary
Here is some stuff in the news today...Today is Earth Day. Happy Earth Day, Earth! Sorry we treat you like crap!President Obama is in the UK today, and, during a joint press conference with British Prime Minister David Cameron, he urged...Show More Summary
It’s one thing when government decides to run your business into the ground thanks the endless red tape, which is what President Obama is doing...
In an interview a day before he is replaced as FIFA president, a sunny and reflective Blatter declared, “Every day is a fiesta.”
Bill Clinton is kinda sorta almost sorry: Former President Bill Clinton said Friday he regretted drowning out the chants of black protesters at a rally in Philadelphia the day before, when he issued an aggressive defense of his administration’s impact on black families. His reaction thrust a debate about the 1990s into the center […]
You may remember Scott Baio from sitcom Happy Days and its spin-off Joanie Loves Chachi, as well as the classic Charles in Charge. A few weeks ago, Baio endorsed Donald Trump to be America's next president because, as he told Fox News...Show More Summary
Happy #InternationalWomensDay! When women are free to pursue their dreams, nations are more safe, more secure, and more prosperous. — President Obama (@POTUS) March 8, 2016 When President Obama established the White House Council onShow More Summary
Chachi loves Donny
Russian President Vladimir Putin wished the country's mothers, daughters, wives and female colleagues a happy International Women's Day, noting that the fairer sex brings beauty, brightness and hope into the world.
On this day nearly 100 years ago, in 1919, the Grand Canyon National Park was born. To celebrate the park's birthday, we're calling on President Obama to protect the park and its watershed, from toxic uranium mining and other threats, for the next 97 years and beyond. Show More Summary
RANCHO MIRAGE, Calif. -- President Obama held a second day of meetings with Southeast Asian leaders here Tuesday in warm climes and cloudless skies, telling his counterparts that he was happy to be away from the cold and snow in Washington. But Obama, who has sought to use the summit at the lush Sunnylands retreat […]
I completely forgot that today’s traffic wouldn’t be horrific because many people aren’t reporting to work today. It really didn’t matter that much to me because I had a 7:30am dental appointment to get my permanent crown glued in, and as I have mentioned in this space before my dentist’s office is across the street […]
Happy Presidents’ Day! We’re celebrating by trying out Hulu’s new Windows 10 app and pondering the future of Tidal. The music service spikes in popularity whenever it has an exclusive album, but those Ultralight Beams only translate to ultra light usage. Read more...
I’m of the opinion that only mattress companies should be able to celebrate Presidents Day. But that’s not particularly popular, given the swarm of Brands™ wishing us all a happy Presidents Day on Twitter. KFC definitely takes the cake for weirdness. Read more...