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President Barack Obama turned 54 Tuesday, and the occasion sparked social media fanfare from other very familiar faces.
Post by Adriana Velez. It's President Barack Obama's 54th birthday today! It looks like he's got a busy day filled with official duties. But we hope he has time to reflect on the coming year. In fact, we came up with a handy to-do (and not-to-do) list for Obama that we hope he'll consider. Show More Summary
On this day 54 years ago, the long foretold Barack Hussein Obama was born in a remote field in Indokenyamuslimstan, the love child of the Prophet Muhammad and Beyoncé, who is a lot older than she looks. Everybody was so excited! Three...Show More Summary
Happy National Orgasm Day! Mike Huckabee won’t rule out using federal troops to stop abortions if he becomes president. Why aren’t there more women futurists? Millennial men tend to want egalitarian relationships but fall back into traditional gender roles. The Senate will vote on Republican proposal to defund Planned Parenthood on Monday. Of lions and men.
Medicare turns 50 on July 30th! On this day in 1965, United States President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the landmark legislation into law. Do you know who were the first Medicare beneficiaries? It was President and First Lady Truman. At the bill-signing ceremony, which took place at the Truman Library, former President Harry S. Show More Summary
Rejoice in our good fortune, my friends. Tomorrow, 30 July 2015, is the 50th anniversary of the day President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Medicare bill into law. Take a look: Until I was poking around the internet to prepare...
WASHINGTON -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has written in his new book about that time when he watched porn with Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. He may be running for president now, but he was happy to recount it again Wednesday...Show More Summary
Michelle Obama wished the president a Happy Father's Day the same way basically everyone else on Instagram did: with a throwback photo! The vintage image shows President Barack Obama at the beach with daughters Sasha and Malia. "Thinking today and every day about the father of these two. Show More Summary
Congress’ latest drama has come to an end: The Senate on Tuesday sent legislation reforming the nation’s surveillance laws to President Obama’s desk — days after a stalemate caused the National Security Agency’s powers to lapse. The vote for the USA Freedom Act came more than 36 hours after three parts of the Patriot […]
Three days out from Ireland's referendum on same-sex marriage, Mary McAleese gives a moving and eloquent speech on why all Irish voters should vote yes Friday. read more
NEW YORK -- For Yorelis Vidal, a Dominican-born immigrant rights organizer with Make the Road New York, Tuesday was supposed to be a happy day. The furthest-reaching element of President Barack Obama's executive actions on immigration,...Show More Summary
Last Friday marked the 70th anniversary of VE Day. It was a day marked by multiple commemorations across Europe. But the idiots at The Nation were not happy: Unfortunately, this opportunity has been squandered by President Obama, British...Show More Summary
According to CNN, President Barack Obama called three moms to wish them a happy Mother’s Day. A White House official said the three mothers were surprised to hear the president’s voice on the other end of the line when he called them from the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. Show More Summary
Three lucky moms got the surprise of a lifetime when President Barack Obama called to wish them a happy Mother's Day. The three women, from Minnesota, Arizona and Florida, had all written to the president during the year, CNN reported. "I...Show More Summary
Happy Earth Day! Today is a day we can all band together and share our love for this beautiful planet—or at least drown our sorrows about climate change with nerdy themed cocktails. Later today, President Barack Obama will mark the occasion with a climate-focused speech in the Florida Everglades. Show More Summary
Happy Earth Day! President Obama celebrated with a trip to the Florida Everglades to highlight the perils of climate change and talk up his proposed power plant emission rules. Back in Washington, House Republicans observed the occasion with a subcommittee vote on a measure that would delay those rules. The sponsors of the bill, as it turns…
Looks like Loretta Lynch’s long wait may be over: Attorney general nominee Loretta Lynch, nominated by President Obama in November, will get a confirmation vote in the coming days under a deal announced Tuesday morning by Senate leaders that ends a weeks-long impasse sparked by partisan divides over immigration and abortion. “I’m glad we […]
Is Selina a good president? We may never know! Why? Because even when Selina-as-POTUS does something right, she or someone on her team will do something wrong. And the something wrong will forever overshadow the something right, even if the wrong thing is relatively miniscule and the right thing is... More »
It’s another glorious day in U.S. America, because according to our calendar — which we marked with lots of lolz and smiley faces and some more lolz — today is the day Senator Doctor Rand Paul declares he is running for president, hooray! Read more on Happy Rand Paul Is Running For President Day, Everyone!…