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The Truth Behind the Ticking Time Bomb of NL West Rivalries

The NL West has become more of a fight club than a division in MLB this season. The bitter rivalries between these teams have been erupting into brawls almost on a nightly basis. Jesus Guzman of the San Diego Padres sparked yet another bench-clearing brawl on Wednesday against his former team, the San Francisco Giants. Show More Summary

Ray Allen still hears constant Jesus Shuttlesworth references

Ray Allen hears it every day. By every day, he really means it. Not one single 24-hour period goes by without someone referring to him as “Jesus Shuttlesworth, the movie character that still outshines his basketball career. The nickname was fitting considering he answered his teammates’ prayers by making a 3-pointer in the closing seconds Tuesday that [...]

The Illustrations In The ‘Spanking For Jesus’ Booklet Are Very Informative

“Spanking for Jesus.” Say it again, slowly: “Spanking.” “For.” “Jesus.” Lest you think that’s the name of a new metal band that only plays songs about masturbating, it’s not nearly that awesome; in fact, “Spanking for Jesus” is a terrible, terrible thing, founded by some terrible, terrible people. Show More Summary

First Thoughts on The Childhood of Jesus by J.M. Coetzee

Some preliminary, inadequate notes on J.M. Coetzee's new novel, The Childhood of Jesus, after a first reading:Kafka and Cervantes haunt this novel, as they haunt so much of Coetzee's work. Cervantes is there on the pages — the boy David carries around a children's copy of Don Quixote and learns to read from it. Show More Summary

Warner Bros. paid to promote ‘Man of Steel’ in church

Studio tapped a religious academic to create a "Man of Steel"-promoting sermon for pastors called "Jesus: The Original Superhero."

Did Jesus pass Saturn on the way up?

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'Spanking for Jesus' Is Exactly as Fucked Up as It Sounds

Christian Domestic Discipline, or CDD as its adherents call it, is a movement that seeks to carry out God's will. Which specific plan of God's? Oh, you know, just that all women obey their husbands fastidiously — a dynamic that CDD thinks is best maintained through doling out out corporal punishments. Show More Summary

Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society with John Law, June 22, 2013 in Los Angeles

Boing Boing readers in Los Angeles, save the date: On June 22 at La Luz de Jesus gallery, John Law will be speaking and signing copies of "Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society." It's a wonderful book, and one or more Happy Mutants will likely be in attendance.

Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society Book Release Party in Los Angeles

La Luz De Jesus Gallery in Los Angeles is hosting a book release and signing party for Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society on June 22, 2013. The party will feature readings by co-authors Carrie Galbraith and John Law and Los Angeles Cacophony Society founder Reverend Al Ridenour, as well as performances by Chuckles [...]

Harvest is Plenty, Ag Laborers are Few

It was over 2,000 years ago that Jesus said “The harvest is plentiful but the workers are few” and that is apparently very true today in the agribusiness world. “Here in the United States, just in the next five years … Continue reading ?

Superman Isn't Jesus

Hollywood's overblown superhero-savior parallels. Despite what you may have heard, the "man of steel" is no Son of Man. With every new Superman movie, this rumor that fans look to him as the savior of humanity spreads through trailers and interviews. Show More Summary

JUNETEENTH 12 Noon - The Stunning Outcome At The Lynching Of The "Fake Jesus Of Social Justice"

Here Ye Hey Ye - The Tide Draws Near. Good News For All - The Maasi Warriors Have Found The Fake Jesus Of Social Justice. He Was Dressed Up In The Finest Clothes Handing Out His Business Cards The Local HBCU, Seeking Female Dancers,Show More Summary

On Wednesday’s Radio Show…

• Author John Shelby Spong talks about his book The Fourth Gospel, in which he claims the last gospel is not a literal account of the life of Jesus. • Columnist John Derbyshire defends his claim that women serving in combat roles are “outliers” will commit “hoaxes.”

JUNETEENTH Morning - The Fake Social Justice Jesus Is Missing From His "Private Prison Cell" On The Day Of His Lynching

When the Maasi Warrior guards did their morning rounds to check on the detailed "Fake Jesus Of Social Justice" they found his jail cell empty. There was no sign of damage to the cell so it must have been an inside job.We KNOW that he has no magical powers to "rise up out of his cell" - so there MUST BE some fraud involved. Show More Summary

Drunk Alaska Man Mauled After Feeding BBQ to Black Bear

On Saturday, Jesus Mabalot, a 38-year-old resident of Anchorage, Alaska, went to his church's picnic at a state park campground. While there, he presumably mingled and talked with his fellow churchgoers. He reportedly drank throughout the afternoon, and, at some point, stuffed his backpack with BBQ. Show More Summary

Ray Allen Sends Game 6 To OT With A Clutch Three

Chris Bosh gets the offensive rebound and dishes it out for Ray Allen for the clutch three to tie the game. Jesus, Shuttlesworth does it again. Read more NBA news on BleacherReport.com

Jesus Take The Wheel: 13-Year-Old Boy Kills His 5-Year-Old Sister With Wrestling Moves He Learned From Watching TV

This is so sad. Brother Kills Sister With Wrestling Moves According to Mail Online A 13-year-old boy has been arrested after allegedly using wrestling moves he had seen on television on his five-year-old half sister, who died from the brutal

Ariz. Clergy Doubtful About Purported Jesus Image at Airport

Various pastors in Arizona living near an airport that some believe has a miraculous image of Jesus Christ on its tile floor have expressed skepticism over the claim.

Republican mentions suffering of Jesus amid anti-abortion speech on House floor

Pastor Wilfredo De Jesus Credits Church Growth to Serving the Marginalized

Wilfredo "Choco" De Jesus, pastor of New Life Covenant Church in Chicago, shared Tuesday that he believes the massive growth his Illinois megachurch has experienced during his 13 years of leadership is due to an active and bold outreach to society's outcasts.