It seems, this week, that I’m all about proving Shark’s point that “every time I think we’ve reached peak stupid, something new comes along to prove me wrong.” Well here you go, Shark, the shot: Bringing my adopted cat, Jameson, home with me in 2014 was one of the happiest days of my life. Having to […]
"Purrfect Pals stole my cat from me"- Crying Cat Lady.
My dearest fans and felines, They say April showers bring May flowers, and ain’t that the truth. I’ve been enjoying the blooms in my neighborhood, along with the tall grasses and the leaves on the trees. I hope that you were able to spend some time outside this weekend. Show More Summary
Face unrelenting horror each and every time you shower with the Aliens Gave My Cat a Beard Shower Curtain. With a style that’s reminiscent of classic horror movie posters, artist Steven Rhodes shows the true horror that can be unleashed by extraterrestrial visitors. Just imagine if your cat had a beard. Now imagine if every […]
I just yelled at my cat, “Get out of here!” because he walked between me and the monitor. Read more...
One of my favorite cartoons shows a couple of cats sitting at a bar, and one of them is complaining that there are a lot of great dog movies, but very few movies with cats in them at all. The other cat says, “Yes, but remember: We rule the Internet.” True enough: It’s sometimes been said that the Internet is half porn, half cat videos. Show More Summary
Secret Message. via Co-workers. via Where will you be when debt hits? via My father-in-law accidentally left his pedometer in his pants pocket and it went through the wash. via Why I run. via Level 99 crazy cat lady. via Stay safe out there! via My ex sent me a postcard. via May this man […]
Just like my German shepherd, I've never been much of a cat lover. But this -- this changes everything.
Here’s the latest installment of “Key Tweets,” a weekly post that summarizes some of my tweets (or retweets) from the week, including pictures and other fun stuff. Follow me @MarkGraban and join the fun and the conversation. See the previous installments of Key Tweets here. If you’re reading this via email or RSS, you might get a better […]
By Jerry Zezima I have never been a man of many hats, not just because I am afraid I'd get stuck in doorways, but because my head, though empty, is too big to fit even one hat over. But that changed recently when, after a bout with skin...Show More Summary
This is the damn cat. She’s very mean and will scratch anybody to shreds in a hot second. I’m sorry to say it, but she’s a bitch. Nevertheless, she is my Kitty and I love her. It’s like I have a case of Stockholm Syndrome or something. Ugggh!...Show More Summary
As much as I love plants, I’ve never had many for two reasons: I’m terrible at keeping them alive and I have pets. A lot of plants are either toxic to my cats or they just require too much maintenance. Recently, though, I vowed to finally bring some greenery into my space without poisoning my pets. Here are some solid options I found. Read more...
Obligatory Maine nature photo. The lobster was unavailable. You are missing a treat if you do not frequently visit Sippican Cottage. An excerpt from a recent post: I can't help but notice that the cat is dead. I've noticed that my wife misses that cat. Show More Summary
Demi Lovato just got a brand new cat and she took to her Snapchat to introduce him to all of her fans! The 23-year-old entertainer held up the cute Sphynx cat, captioning the Snap, “meet my new baby!” PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Demi Lovato Demi shared a few more images of the [...]
In April 2015, Kristen Lindsey, DVM, shot a cat through the head with an arrow and then posted a picture on Facebook with the following caption: “My first bow kill … lol. The only good feral tomcat is one with an arrow through it’s [sic] head! Vet of the year award … gladly accepted.” These […]
There are few things in life that I love more than backpacking gear. My cat Shelby, a good ABBA cover band, and my Aunt Maggie’s Jell-O salad on the 4th of July are about it. To say I have stressed over my thru hike gear selection is an understatement. I have logged hundreds of miles......
The internet is a wonderful thing. It brings us amusing My Little Pony memes, cat videos, and GIFs of people falling off stuff, pow, right on their bottoms. And porn, of course. So it makes perfect sense that the internet’s latest viral sensation (as of a few days ago, at least, which means she’s already
I nearly crushed a small Japanese man while playing a VR game. This was embarrassing, so naturally I had to publish it for all of YouTube. "A typical day," he said politely, shoving my fat ass back to where my dignity was last seen. A...Show More Summary
I nearly crushed a small Japanese man while playing a VR game. This was embarrassing, so naturally I had to publish it for all of Youtube. "A typical day," he said politely, shoving my fat ass back to where my dignity was last seen. A...Show More Summary
Dear Diary, You’ll never guess what happened! I was going through one of my boxes of kitty modeling mementos when I found a treasure trove of modeling pictures from some of the old editorial and print campaigns I worked on. I totally...Show More Summary