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Wednesday One-Liners– Just Like Mom Used to Make!

Man to girlfriend: You know, I was never going to tell you this, but I really dislike your mother.–M08 Bus20-something girl on cell: Mmm-hmm. Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry he's such a jerk. (pause) Mmm-hmm. (pause, suddenly very angrily) Well, ain't no man allowed to say your mom isn't special!–207th St & BroadwaySlob college kid: Why […]

Math explains why beating 'Tetris' is basically impossible

You're never going to beat Tetris. Sorry. You might be asking why I'm so pessimistic and even though that's perfectly natural, PBS' Game/Show will back me up here. While the seven multicolored falling bricks (officially called "tetrominoes") all fit together pretty nicely, they only occupy a space that's eight tiles wide when fully combined. Show More Summary

Things We Saw Today: Iron Man Gloves That Shoot Real Lasers - But do they have repulsors?

3 days agoHumor / odd : Geekosystem

If these Iron Man hands are better than Hulk hands, does that make them a HulkHandsBuster? (Never been less sorry in my life.) (via Nerdist)

Tyler McCoy in //WET||WET\\

I always liked seeing Tyler McCoy skate at Northside so I'm psyched to see his new video part from //WET||WET\\. Sorry for never talking to you Tyler. I'm not good with people. Via: Recordings Of Boardings.

Every Spoilery Little Thing We Know About Hannibal's Third Season

4 days agoFilm / Film Reviews : Pajiba

We're still a bit more than a month away from Hannibal's June 4th third season premiere, but never fear; Bryan Fuller's lips are loose, my dears. (insert groans here) Sorry, I don't know where that came from (not enough caffeine)......

Christian Right Bigots Destroyed LGBT Lives for Decades -- Now They Claim to be Victims?

Sorry guys, you are not victims. You never were. As a gay man, I admit that I am enthused and encouraged by what I see as a more LGBT-inclusive American society.While we still have some kinks to work on and straighten out, I am happy with our progress. Show More Summary

Remember This?

Sorry about yesterday everyone. Let’s all just pretend that never happened. Time to play Remember This for real! More »      

Archery Like You've Never Seen It Before

Like most people, I spend a fair amount of time feeling sorry for myself. I figure it’s an important job, and if I don’t do it, who will? I feel gypped, for example, at not being born into wealth, which is the best and quickest path to that particular destination. Show More Summary

That Quadruple Rainbow You've Been Freaking Out About Is A Fake

Sorry to harsh your mellow, Internet. Many of us will never forget the joyous, tear-filled occasion when Paul "Bear" Vasquez set his eyes upon an elusive double rainbow: Read Full Story

New York's MTA is not sorry for the crappy subway

Never again do New Yorkers have to hear, "we apologize for the inconvenience." The MTA is no longer sorry that its crumbling subway system is taking up your precious time. A new skit from Above Average confirms what every subway rider has always known to be true: Your train conductor does not care about you one bit. Show More Summary

Iris Apfel on Individuality, Her New Movie, and Being Famous

2 weeks agoLifestyle / Fashion : The Cut

“I'm so sorry, the phones here don't stop,” says Iris Apfel, ten minutes into our interview, after putting me on hold to take another phone call. “And if I shut it off I'll never get it on again because technologically, I live in the 17th century. I don't do email;... More »

Newswire: Joss Whedon regrets his tweet calling Jurassic World sexist

We’re sorry that we have to admit this, internet, but Joss Whedon is not perfect. He may have a great track record in the world of nerdy TV shows and movies, but even he is occasionally makes mistakes. Like, for example, never explaining what the deal with Shepherd Book was on Firefly. Show More Summary

Fug The Show: Mad Men recap, season 7, episode 9, “New Business”

I am sorry to say I’ve never rolled my eyes more in one episode of Mad Men. Thus, this week our methodology shall be the Mad Men Eye Roll Index. PS: I’ve also never seen more vests in my life. PPS: I do not understand why we are spending so much time with Elizabeth Reaser, Read More...

Today in Tabs: The Monster is Blue, and Full of Errors

A note to our readers: Yesterday's Tabs represented a complete & utter failure at every level of our organization. For that, we are sorry and hope it will never happen again. "tweetstorm leaves hundreds ded in nyc" Read Full Story

CHARLES C.W. COOKE: Fighting Against ‘Rape Culture’ Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry. …

CHARLES C.W. COOKE: Fighting Against ‘Rape Culture’ Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry. “Even if we suspend our disbelief and give Erdely an extremely generous benefit of the doubt – if we assume, that is, that she made all of her mistakes in a good-faith attempt to spare the feelings of her source – […]

NJ Sen. Robert Menendez Indicted; Sorry, Daily Caller, No Fake Underaged Hookers This Time

Sen. Robert Menendez (D-New Jersey) has been indicted on corruption charges by the Justice Department in a bribery scandal that Yr Wonkette would never even cover if the guy had been a Democrat. He’s accused of receiving campaign contributions...Show More Summary

Bikram Choudhury Breaks Silence, Denies Rape Allegations, Feels ‘Sorry’ for Accusers

last monthFitness / Yoga : YogaDork

Bikram Choudhury is finally speaking out in response to the six sexual assault and rape claims made against him. In a CNN exclusive interview that aired today, Choudhury denies assaulting any of the women. “I never assaulted,” he said,...Show More Summary

There May Never Be a Woman in Late-Night

last monthNews : The Daily Beast

New Daily Show host Trevor Noah is the sixth man hired to take over a late-night show amid a resounding demand for a female host. Sorry, Joan. It’s never going to happen.

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