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England travel tips for the Dolphins and Jets from someone who has never been there for parole reasons

106 NFL players are doing a reverse British invasion this weekend. Here are some travel tips to help them get by. We're required to remind you that these strong takes are SATIRE. Sorry, not sorry. All spelling errors are intentional, we think. Show More Summary

Never Too Early To Be Thankful in the Friday Open Thread

Good morning, everyone! October 12 is Thanksgiving Day in Canada. I just wanted to take a moment to feel sorry for you poor American sots who have to wait til November. : ) Read more...

Sorry, David Ignatius, We Never Had Syria to "Hand Over to Putin"

Today the usually perspicacious David Ignatius in the Washington Post declares in a column labeled "Don't hand Syria over to Putin," that"simply acceding to Moscow...would be significant mistake." Funny thing is that he follows up this...Show More Summary

‘Homeless by Choice’ in New York

Mohamed Rasul is homeless in New York City. But don’t feel too sorry for him, he’s “homeless by choice.”  He’s got a free laptop and free Wi-Fi in Bryant Park. According to Mohamed, he’s “never been as comfortable as under de Blasio” because no one forces him to leave the park where a miniature carousel spins children […]

The Day I Stopped Feeling Sorry for Myself

So many people go through tragedies each day. Not having enough money to buy food, shelter or having a supportive family are some serious situations to be in. And, sometimes, those people who go through that never complain or talk about it. Show More Summary

'Back to the Future' brings new goodies to PlayStation and Xbox

Back to the Future turns 30 in 2015, and the year-long anniversary celebration continues in October on PlayStation and Xbox consoles. It's not Back to the Future 4 — that's never happening, sorry. But Telltale Games did deliver the next best thing: a canonical five-episode series that picked up after the events of Back to the Future: Part III. Show More Summary

Rich Homie Quan Finally Apologizes For Smoking Weed Next To His One-Year-Old Son!

We thought Rich Homie Quan would never say he's sorry for this terrible gaffe! On Friday, the rapper formally apologized for smoking weed next to his one-year-old son, a move that outraged many people and even ignited an investigation from child protective services. Related: Rich Homie Quan Gets In MAJOR Trouble For Smoking Weed Next To [...]

Friends Series 1 - Six Things I Never Knew I Knew

Sorry... 26. Ross is TWENTY SIX in series one? But I am 26. That is my age. He is a grown up man who is my age. That was largely my reaction to watching the entire series one of Friends again. I've of course watched Friends a lot since it finished, I mean I'm not an animal, but never in any order. Show More Summary

Adulterous Traitor Gen. David Petraeus Sorry For Sticking His State Secrets In His Girlfriend’s Lady Hole

This never gets old We thought we’d heard the last of our own laughter at the disgraced former director of the CIA, all-the-stars Gen. David Petraeus, after he agreed to plead guilty in March of this year, in exchange for a little slap-and-tickle on the wrist. Show More Summary

I'm Sort of Sorry (or: The Sociology of Apologies)

There are basically two kinds of apologies. Well, three if you count "sorry" sex, which is never as good as "make-up" sex, slightly better than "honeymoon" sex, and much better than "trying to keep your mind off the sudden death of a loved one" sex. Show More Summary

Sorry, Kylie! Kris Jenner Secretly Planning To Humiliate Tyga On ‘KUWTK’ — Thinks He’s ‘Using’ Daughter For Cash

Never ones to stay offscreen for long, the Kardashian and Jenner families are filming the 11th season of their E! reality series— and Kylie and rapper boyfriend Tyga‘s relationship drama… READ ON

23 Things You Will Never Hear a Professional Photographer Say

I love it when clients RE-edit my images and then share them on Facebook. No, no…by all means…you go ahead and pose yourself. Come on, weather…I need a bright sunny day and NO shade! I’m sorry you don’t like your new hair cut in these pictures; that’s totally my fault. Okay, clothing suggestions: you wear [...]Show More Summary

It is impossible to stay mad at this very, very, very, very sorry dog.

2 weeks agoHumor / odd : Happy Place

I can't even remember what this dog did wrong anymore. Also, I never knew what it did wrong because I don't speak Italian. This very apologetic Italian pooch has been...Show More Summary

Two-One-Two, I'll Always Be True

Manhattan is a lover that never calls the next day. This golden island always gives more than it gets, and if you don't want it, well, look behind you, pal - the line of suitors stretches from river to river. Sorry to get so emotional,...Show More Summary

Annotated Anime: School-Live! episodes 4-6

Last time I talked about School-Live! (which was a bit ago, sorry), I noted how much I loved how its cutesy art clashed with its dark world. Despite how seemingly annoyingly cute it is, it grabbed my attention and never let go. I figured...Show More Summary

Google – the Funding Father of Net Neutrality – Now Plotting to Violate Net Neutrality

Being Leftist means never having to say you’re sorry. Being a huge Barack Obama-Democrat donor doesn’t hurt either. Being incredibly generous in support of Leftism also allows you to enact incredibly anti-free market, anti-Reality policies...Show More Summary

Why you should never buy a concert programme

The lengthy programme list, sorry programme notes, did though tell me something about her. It informed me breathlessly that she “has performed at major international concert halls and festivals.” Pass the smelling salts. One of the world’s leading virtuosi has performed at major concert halls. How am I meant to cope with such a startling […]

It’s Photoshop Down & Dirty Trick Friday (Reflection & Lighting Advertising Effect)

Hi Gang: Sorry for the late post today (I’m still up in NYC – supposed to have gone home last night but the weather didn’t cooperate), but better late than never (at least, I hope that’s what you’re thinking). Anyway, today’s is a ad...Show More Summary

Carter displayed the ‘class’ that Trump so often talks about but rarely practices

3 weeks agoNews : The Raw Story

If the recent surge in the polls by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has proven anything, it is that politics – like love – means never having to say you’re sorry. The blustering billionaire businessman and former reality television star has made a practice of making outlandish...

See Allison Williams like never before

She's been dubbed a "new royal."       Related Stories Amy Schumer, Hillary Clinton and Pink hung out on 'Ellen' Sorry, Rita Ora’s just not that into Zayn Couple alert: The Weeknd and Bella Hadid just went public  

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