It will likely pass, but the governor could still veto it New Jersey could be the next state to adopt a $15 minimum wage: State Senators are scheduled to vote today on a bill that would gradually hike the hourly minimum to $15.10. As...Show More Summary
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what some are calling a sign of its desperation to raise cash, the Presidential campaign of Donald J. Trump is auctioning off New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on the popular e-commerce site eBay, campaign officials have confirmed.
Once upon a time, about three years ago, I declared that Chris Christie was my favorite Republican. At that time, the highly popular New Jersey governor exuded a moderate, no-nonsense, policy-oriented persona and he spoke the blue-collar language in blunt terms, even if he offended those who adhered to the GOP playbook. But the gruff [...]Show More Summary
Two former allies of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie must face a criminal trial after failing to persuade a judge to dismiss an indictment blaming them for creating traffic jams near the George... To view the full story, click the title link.
Chris Christie's team fired back Monday at a New Yorker story that painted Christie as "a sort of manservant" to presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. "Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, another of Trump’s opponents...Show More Summary
How inglorious Much has been made of the budding partnership between presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and former candidate Chris Christie. The New Jersey governor has been forced to explain that no, he isn't being held hostage by Trump. Show More Summary
According to a report from The New Yorker, Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been relegated to Donald Trump's "manservant," even going out and fetching fast food orders.
No one has played themselves in a more beautifully ironic fashion this election season than New Jersey governor and hopelessly devoted Bruce Springsteen fan Chris Christie, who has mostly abandoned his post as a vindictive , wildly unpopular political bully to serve as Donald Trump’s (and, by extension, the media’s) personal punching bag. Read more...
A 19-year-old tourist from London managed to float from Jersey City to Governor's Island Thursday morning after part of a makeshift dock he was on become unmoored, launching him out into the New York Harbor. [ more › ]
While co-hosting the sports talk show "Boomer & Carton" on WFAN radio this morning, New Jersey governor Chris Christie shared his thoughts on the attractiveness of female tennis players. Finally.Christie is adamantly opposed to the suspension of Maria Sharapova, which she received for failing a drug test at the Australian ... More »
A man standing on a small makeshift dock at a Jersey City marina to catch the sunrise ended up floating all the way to Governor’s Island.
Last month, Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin signed Senate Bill 132 into law, making Vermont the eighth jurisdiction—behind California, New Jersey, Oregon, Illinois, New York, Washington D.C., and Cincinnati—to protect LGBTQ youth from...Show More Summary
Political opportunists and true Trumpkins in the GOP — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, former Texas governor Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) — may find their enthusiastic endorsement and surrogacy for Donald Trump tainting them. In any future election or confirmation hearing they’ll be met with their own words endorsing Trump. If they […]
Kanye West hits the stage during the Hot 97 Summer Jam Festival held at the Metlife Stadium on Sunday (June 5) in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The 38-year-old entertainer was set to perform at the last day of the Governor’s Ball that afternoon, but instead joined Big Sean and Pusha T on stage for a [...]
Good morning and welcome to Fresh Intelligence, our roundup of the stories, ideas, and memes you'll be talking about today. In this edition, a baby born with brain damage in New Jersey tests positive for Zika, California’s governor endorses Clinton, and North Korea endorses Trump. Here's the rundown for Wednesday, ... More »
The New Jersey governor on foreign policy, Marco Rubio, and the fine art of ball breaking.
Did Donald Trump just double-stuff his foot in his mouth? The presumptive Republican presidential nominee attended a fundraiser for one-time rival Chris Christie last night, during which he' "banned" the New Jersey governor from eating Oreos ever again.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who is currently not (wink) being held hostage by Donald Trump, has demonstrated the pitfalls of campaigning with a narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho—for example, in addition to everything else that is terrible about Donald Trump, he will also publicly berate you for being overweight. Read more...
Paying tribute to New Jersey “wiseguys,” Donald Trump granted a favor to his loyal consigliere, Chris Christie, Thursday as the Garden State governor worked to retire his campaign debt. Making his first campaign appearance in nearly two weeks, the presumptive GOP nominee was the star among the sea of “Make America Great Again” hats, overshadowing…
Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, held a fundraiser on Thursday that he claimed would pay off the entire campaign debt of his erstwhile rival (and suspected hostage) New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, the Associated Press reports. The $200-per-person fundraiser at the National Guard Armory in Lawrenceville, New Jersey ... More »