SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING!
“Elephant Eating A Stick” is a slow jam by Parry Gripp, who dedicated the song to all his friends at the Santa Barbara Zoo. LYRICS: Elephant eating a stick Ele-Elephant eating a stick Oh the stick was just lying there Minding his own business Along came the elephant He said, “my that looks delicious” He […]
Oh no! A three-year-old girl was left devastated after her letter to Santa Claus was returned by Ireland's national postal service. But when her father Alan Campbell, a Dublin publican, complained about the returned letter online — they promptly offered to make amends! The postal service claims they replied to 140,000 letters that were marked to Santa Claus, [...]
In an ideal world, a signature scent serves as a personal scent memory to cherished friends and loved ones. A fragrance can linger on clothes, in rooms, over the air, causing thoughts like: Santal 33! Chelsea's here! or Oh no, Santal 33. Chelsea is here. But getting to that point is... More »
OH THE HUMANITY! It's really windy in Santa Clara for Tuesday night's Foster Farms Bowl between Maryland and Stanford. That's Maryland's kicker struggling during pre-game warm-ups. The band, footballs and a flag guy had problems too. Let's watch the flag guy again...
Timo, pal- you do realize you have a little horse racing jockey on your back, right? Oh, you do? And you’re fine with that? OK, just checking. Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: kitteh, Timo
SANTA CLARA, Calif. – Aldon Smith paraded around the San Francisco 49ers’ locker room playing Bone Thugs-n-Harmony’s “Tha Crossroads” for anyone within earshot to hear the lyrics. And I’m gonna miss everybody… Oh yeah, and Smith wasShow More Summary
My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher’s maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from [...]
Oh, Megyn. What would we do without you in your little pink dress and spike heels telling little American children of Fox News viewers that Santa Claus is a white dude? Fox News host Megyn Kelly on Wednesday assured children viewingShow More Summary
We asked, and oh boy, did we receive: For our third annual installment of holiday-induced panic on a wee scale, you, our dear readers, submitted 26 photos of your children freaking the heck out upon meeting the man in red, one Santa Cornelius Claus. Does Santa have a middle name for real? We might never know, but what we do … [More]
This is Ethan and he's been begging for a sibling since he was two years old. And this year, he's being surprised with the news that yes, Santa is bringing him a baby brother and oh y god he is going to need a moment. He's going to need ten moments. You guys, the club can't even handle this kid right now. Read more...
This is the time of year when one might be more likely to spot frolicking reindeer! If you keep your eyes out tomorrow night, you just might see eight of them (or nine, if Rudolph’s there!) pulling Santa’s sleigh. But if you’re not lucky enough to see Santa’s reindeer, at least you can enjoy looking […]
What's that in your sack, Santa? Is that a butt plug? Oh. It's a butt plug. Okay. Thanks, I guess. Read more...
I’m a tracker. When I order something from Amazon and other online retailers, I love nothing more than to see where in the U.S. my purchase is currently located. “Oh good, my cake pan is in Kentucky now!” “Hooray, that iPhone case is already in Wisconsin!” “My new Peanuts collection is ‘out for delivery?’ WOO-HOO!”...
Oh, Santa. Baby. How long will our merry go round keep going round? Do we need couples counseling again this year? You and I have been in our indescribably on-again-off-again relationship for too long. I've been writing about our tortured...Show More Summary
Throw away your Christmas list, because Santa showed up early to bring you the greatest gift ever. Read more...
Oh, Spirit Airlines! I might not have any interest in flying them, though I sure am happy they're around. Not just for their transparency and low fares, but also for their one-of-a-kind marketing department. Here's Spirit's latest promotion about Santa's sack: This sack must be bigger than we thought. Show More Summary
Ho ho oh, climate change.
Oh no! Don’t tell Santa but the reindeer populations are experiencing a rapid decrease worldwide. A new study published on the Journal for Nature Conservation has found that the number Read More The post Reindeer Populations are Rapidly Decreasing appeared first on Ecorazzi.
What does Simon’s Cat want MOST from Father Christmas (the UK version of Santa, yo) this year? One guess. (Oh, and a bag of Doritos, too.) Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Christmas 2014, Simon's Cat, UK humour