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Sarah Palin heard Donald Trump's call loud and clear and she is in. Earlier this week, Trump said he would "love" to have Palin as part of his hypothetical presidential cabinet, calling her a "special person" who "everybody loves." He then proceeded to hire her former chief of staff to join his campaign team.
Having told Jimmy Kimmel that he "would love to" appoint Sarah Palin to his cabinet, The Washington Post asks (and answers), just what would a trump cabinet look like? Because Trump is busy poring over poll numbers and reviewing tape from focus groups, we went ahead and cobbled it together for him. Show More Summary
Today's topics include: Sarah Palin Gets Totally Confused with Bill O'Reilly; The Insufferable Jesse Watters Punches More Hobos; It's Possible to Care About Cecil the Lion and Other Issues at the Same Time; Bob's Latest Twitter Battle with Dan Bidondi; The Bionic Dan Bidondi Bionic Italian Airlines; and much more. Show More Summary
Donald Trump is many things -- a demagogue and a pompous blowhard, a braggart and a race baiter -- but in the end, he's nobody's fool, except perhaps his own. Thus, his recent lauding of Sarah Palin and his hiring of her former Chief...Show More Summary
Via the New York Times: Donald J. Trump appears to be making a serious play for the “Mama Grizzly” vote. This week the Republican presidential candidate flattered Sarah Palin — who gave herself the bear of a nickname — calling her a “strong” and “special” person and proclaiming that he would love to have her in his cabinet if he won the White House. Show More Summary
"We're gonna knock your socks off, America!" said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for customers at the Lock 'N Load Dinner in Wasilla, Alaska. "Are you nervous about how the press will respond to Trump naming you Political Director of his campaign?" asked This Reporter. Show More Summary
Donald Trump appears to be making a serious play for Sarah Palin’s supporters, the New York Times reports. Earlier this week Trump flattered Palin “proclaiming that he would love to have her in his cabinet if he won the White [...]
Donald Trump has succeeded in alienating many of his fellow Republicans with his personal attacks, but if he does win in November 2016 and is forced to assemble a cabinet of GOP allies, he knows exactly whom he would call on: Sarah Palin. Show More Summary
Michael Glassner, a former aide to onetime GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, will join Donald Trump’s campaign as national political director, the campaign announced Thursday. “I am pleased to welcome Michael Glassner to our national campaign leadership team,” Trump said in a statement. “Mr. Glassner will certainly be an asset to us as we […]
Donald J. Trump has been flattering Sarah Palin, calling her a "strong" and "special" person and proclaiming that he would love to have her in his cabinet if he wins the White House.
With addition of top Palin aide to his 2016 campaign, The Donald doubles down on crazy
When even Bill O'Reilly isn't buying your attack on Planned Parenthood, you're in trouble
Sarah Palin used the right-wing campaign against Planned Parenthood to swipe at opponents of the Confederate Flag - and pretend it's because she cares about black babies. That got her a Fox News prime time spot where, in a word salad,...Show More Summary
From the July 29 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor: Previously: Fox Hosts Have No Idea What Planned Parenthood Does Or How Obamacare Works Reminder To Fox: Martin Luther King Jr. Praised Planned Parenthood Right-Wing Media's History Of Unhinged Attacks On Planned Parenthood
We all know Tina Fey as the queen of political comedy. Her consistently hysterical portrayal of Sarah Palin during the 2008 presidential race was a highlight of Saturday Night Live at the time. And now, with the 2016 race in its beginning stages, there is one particular candidate that Tina Fey is quite excited about? none other than Donald Trump.Click To Continue Reading
Sarah Palin tonight told Bill O'Reilly that Planned Parenthood is deliberately targeting minority women and telling them they won't be able to raise babies.
For some god-forsaken reason we live in a world where Sarah Palin still has a platform. Palin posted This space reserved for your ad.
That rodent atop Donald Trump's head must be gnawing into his brain tissue. The Donald made an appearance on the Sarah Palin cult radio station MamaGrizzRadio and threatened to bring America to smouldering ruin by perhaps awarding ol' moose-for-brains a post in his administration once he becomes POTUS. Show More Summary
Today's topics include: Alex Jones Attacks Bob for his Planned Parenthood Article; Dan Bidondi Defends Trump's John McCain Remarks; Ben Carson Thinks Planned Parenthood is Eliminating Black People; Trump Might Run as a Third Party Candidate; Jeb Bush's Head Deflates, Says Medicare Should Be Phased Out; and much more. Show More Summary