Blanket Jackson Living Alone In 7 Bedroom Calabasas Mansion This is super sad. While Paris Jackson is out here flourishing, little brother Blanket (who goes by Bigi) is pretty much being neglected and living mostly alone in the fami...
Charles Oliveira thinks there was “no need” for the 60-day suspension issued by the NYSAC after his spotless UFC 210 win. But, lesson learned, he doesn’t see it as too much of a career disruption.Filed under: News, UFC
How dare they?
Sorry, Falcons fans.
Taste the Mushroom Kingdom in every bite of these neat Mario mushroom blondies from Food Network. Sadly, these mushrooms won’t make you grow super big or give you the power to shoot fireballs, but they will…
America is a prosperous nation, but not a super happy one. That's been true for a while. But the policies of President Donald Trump and the Republican Party are making matters worse. That's according to the latest "World Happiness Report,"...Show More Summary
Super Mario Run was the breakout mobile game of 2016, but sadly it was an iOS affair… Until now. Nintendo has announced that the long-awaited hit game will land on Android on March 23, which is this Thursday. Android version of #SuperMarioRun...Show More Summary
Caitlin Dewey of the Washington Post would like for you to know that she's super sad that "Immigrants are going hungry so Trump won't deport them." No, that's not the title of a satirical article published on The Onion, Caitlin actually...Show More Summary
This Super Mario Piranha Plant Hand Puppet is what every Mario fan needs. You can turn your hand into a piranha plant. It fully extends to 14 inches tall. Sadly it does not spit fireballs. Super Mario Piranha Plant Hand Puppet Officially-licensed Super Mario merchandise [...]
Car enthusiast Mohammed Mohiedin Anis gazes sadly at a 1955 Buick Super, one of his collection of vintage cars "wounded" in battles that ravaged the northern Syrian city of Aleppo. Heavy bombardment of the eastern district of Shaar had...Show More Summary
This is the part of every Bachelor/Bachelorette season that's simultaneously super boring and very sad. There were just six women left when tonight's episode started, meaning we knew all...
Because doctors can't get into the country because of Trump's ban, check out today's end-of-day links: Gaga Super Bowl fakery, woman reunites with lost cat 15 years later, Bannon's Bannon, media leaks, Larry David's cool daughter and very smart dog. Show More Summary
The Atlanta Falcons and their long-suffering fans probably are not in the best of moods on Monday, for obvious reasons. The Falcons squandered a massive lead in Sunday’s Super Bowl and lost to the Patriots in overtime. It’s a bleak time. And I really hope none of those fans watch this video of employees at […]
As it’s become apparent that television ratings are the only thing that actually matters to the soulless husk of a fascist fuck currently inhabiting the White House, this is worth mentioning: Donald Trump’s first pre-Super Bowl interview as President drew significantly fewer viewers than those of his predecessor Barack Obama. For the most succinct summary of […]
This is a piano cover of the Super Mario Bros theme slowed down and played in a minor key. It sounds sad. It also doesn't sound like the Super Mario Bros theme. It could have been the Golden Girls theme song for all I know, I'm tone-deaf and have never lasted in a band longer than one rehearsal before the rest of the members mutiny on me. Show More Summary
The Falcons were cruising toward their first Super Bowl championship, leading by 25 points in the second half, but then it all slipped away
Summary: You remember the Old Spice ad. “Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me.” If I told you that was one of the most memorable Super Bowl ads of all time, I’m sure many of you would agree. Except, it didn’t air during the Super Bowl.
As a Patriots fan and a fan of Stranger Things, this was the best thing to happen during the game. Sadly it wasn’t the touchdown that the team finally scored late in the third quarter. It was, however, the Stranger Things trailer for the second season. This is probably an over-exaggeration, but if the Patriots […]
Tom Brady became a viral internet meme before Super Bowl LI even entered halftime after he threw the only interception he's ever thrown in a postseason game. The New England Patriots quarterback threw a pick-six to Falcons cornerback Robert Alford at the end of the second quarter. Show More Summary
Sad! President Donald Trump had a kind of lame Super Bowl party that didn’t even seem like it was geared toward watching the game. But the POTUS left the party during the third quarter of the game, as the team he had called to win by...Show More Summary