Oh god dammit, we swear we're laughing. These are tears of laughter, guys. "Maybe he just wants to eat that cat" you think at first. "Dogs can't understand a complex movie like Homeward Bound." "That must be it, he's just excited there's something edible onscreen.... Show More Summary
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A Syrian rebel has been caught on video apparently cutting a dead soldier's heart from his body then taking a bite from it. "I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog," says the rebel, identified by Human Rights Watch as...
5. Nancy Grace, and everyone on Twitter who can't help but riff on whatever is the latest breaking story no matter how little they actually give a shit. Swear to God, we had no idea who Jodi Arias was until she was convicted of murder this week. Show More Summary
Because, I swear to atheist god, I don’t think that I used to read stories in the newspaper that made me unable to even begin to figure out exactly what I wanted to complain about. Or did stuff like this used to happen all the time and I just never read about it?
Cajun Boy will be dropping his recap of last night’s Mad Men a little later, but I need to step in real quick and point something out or I swear to God I will explode into 100,000 pieces and make a mess all over living room: Joan’s makeup-hawking...Show More Summary
("If you shortchange me again, Nick, I swear to God that retirement will no longer be an option for you." Photo courtesy of Getty Images.) Despite his longtime standing as one of the best referees in MMA, veteran official Josh Rosenthal has been noticeably absent from the octagon as of late. Show More Summary
1) It’s a girl. August. 2) Explosive diapers. How the heck did I make it this far without knowing that is a thing? The other day I hung out with some parents swapping stories and I swear to god it was the scars scene in Jaws. Feel free to reassure me that these are scare [...]
Wayne took this time to thank his fans for all their love, which he actually felt whilst “laid up in that motherfucking hospital bed,” and tell everyone that he’s “more than good.” He swears to God on that one. Tunechi also took the time to remind everyone about his forthcoming (and, naturally, already leaked) I Am Not a Human Being II. Show More Summary
Before Tina Fey could reveal her favorite swear word or what she hopes God says to her when she arrives at the pearly gates, James Lipton had a special request.
You know what will save a truly boring party? Everyone deciding to get the same amount of drunk. I swear to god, that fixes everything. If everyone in the room is like, "Okay, let's all go that wasted place tonight" then suddenly it will become the best party ever. TRUST ME.
I swear to God - all you assholes who gave money to Veronica Mars better donate to my big screen JUDGING AMY.
“We all thought it was a puddle SWEAR TO GOD!” In the parking lot of a Family Dollar store, a young teenager named Lakeem jumped into a seemingly shallow puddle with his “nice ass shoes” on. He surprisingly ended up totally submerged underwater. The puddle turned out to be an incredibly deep hole. This entire [...]
("I swear to God, you guys, I had an injury THIS BIG.") It's weird to think about, but the fallout from Stephan Bonnar's second post-fight steroid bust at UFC 153 has almost been completely washed over by the MMA community. Although...Show More Summary
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So said my five-year-old nephew on Sunday. And then Feminist Auntie came out in full force. Or rather, Feminist Auntie kind of lost her shit, but we’re not aloud to swear above the cut so we don’t anger the Google Gods. (We, for one, welcome our Google Overlords. ~ed.) Here’s the story— my six-year-old niece, Sierra, called me on Sunday...
In this case Will should let other people solve his problem. I SWEAR TO GOD, IF HE SIGNS SOMETHING... Join us for the fun at 1 PM ET! "It's okay, Will. Just sit this one out, sweetie" Tags: Days of Our Lives Liveblog IMDb Chandler Massey Freddie Smith Days of Our Lives Teaser Photo:
Let me just start off by saying weed should be legal and not because it cures cancer or whatever magical horseshit addicts like to make up about it but because it’s no different than booze. And I swear to God if someone says, nah man, you totally drive better on weed, it makes you like Read More...
Okay, I swear to God I’m done with the Lord of The Rings schtick. Alright, folks, the Oscars are tonight, so starting at 8:30 EST, Photo Boy and I will be live-tweeting the show because we don’t want to see you die of goddamn boredom around the 90 minute mark which is probably inevitable. Also, Read More...
I’m pretty convinced I could put a photograph up of anything on our paranormal website, draw a red circle around some random spot in the photo, and people would swear to God that they could see all manner of things in the red circle. I actually don’t need to be convinced, because it happened to [...]