The best thing about this entire episode is when Ivy finally smack Ally across the face. I have never wanted to slap a person more in my life, and I once spent an entire afternoon watching videos of Ted Cruz on the internet. All it took Ivy to finally lash ... More »
GOLDMAN SACHS had been a favorite cudgel for candidate Trump -- the symbol of a government that favors Wall Street over its citizenry. Trump proclaimed that Hillary Clinton was in the firm's pockets, as was Ted Cruz. It was Goldman Sachs...Show More Summary
"If he had won an Emmy, I bet he wouldn't have run for president," Colbert said of Trump. "So in a way this is all your fault."
By Cody Johnston Published: September 16th, 2017
We also talked about Ted Cruz and his late night Twitter habits, the minister who refused to perform a straight couple's wedding because they support marriage equality, and Josh Duggar.
I didn’t really think it was a huge story that Ted Cruz, or someone who has access to his Twitter account, clicked like on a porn tweet. I made a few cracks about it on social media and laughed along with everyone else making puns. The tweet of a video that Ted clicked like on [...] The post Cartoon and Column: TED CRUZ…EW appeared first on The Moderate Voice.
Daily Kos Hurricane Harvey Relief Fund Daily Kos Hurricane Irma Relief Fund - From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE… Late Night Snark: Ick, Ick Ick Edition “Sen. Ted Cruz's Twitter account last night ‘liked’ a pornographic video about a woman who finds a couple having sex on her couch. Show More Summary
Last year, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz warned that if voters wanted to elect more Republicans who would cut deals with Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, “then I guess … Click to Continue »
What do Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, September 11th, and the Equifax breach all have in common with Ted Cruz? Although these recent disasters and an anniversary of another might not seem to be related to other items in the news in recent days, they all touch on the very essence of identity, which in modern [...]
We think it's safe to say Cruz would like to put this behind him. Unfortunately, the memers are out and they've only just begun...
Uh oh. On Thursday, Heather Locklear was hospitalized after she drove her Porsche into a ditch. How on Earth did this happen?? Related: Ted Cruz Blames "Staffing Issue" For Liked XXX Video! According to reports, the Melrose Place alum's "single car wreck" took place around 6 p.m. in Thousand Oaks, CA. It's said Heather, and Heather alone, drove [...]
It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.
Ted Cruz sat down with CNN’s Dana Bash to talk about the tweet heard ’round the world and his attitude toward consenting adults and sex toys. RELATED: Jimmy Kimmel Ruthlessly Mocks Ted Cruz’s Porn-Liking Excuses: WATCH Cruz said the… Read The post Ted Cruz on Sex Toys: ‘Adults Should Do Whatever They Want in Their Bedrooms’ – WATCH appeared first on Towleroad.
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"Consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want in their bedrooms," Cruz says.
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"How am I supposed to explain to my family that Ted Cruz might watch my videos?”
Which came first: porn or pop culture?