Well, as Flynt and Hillary closed their post… Pray for peace, and thank God for Noam Chomsky.
"DEEP BREATHE 'I"M NOT PREGNANT!!!' Thank GOD !" Farrah Abraham tweets about her current pregnancy status.
Thank God it's the Weekend!
In two years, ESPN will start broadcasting the men's and women's finals at the U.S. Open. ESPN has gone all-in on tennis—it already airs the Australian Open and the Wimbledon finals—and this means that CBS's decades-long run of broadcasting the men's and women's U.S. Open finals will conclude next September. And thank the lord for that. Read more...
And to answer the age-old question, no, I don’t know the way to San Jose, on account that for the last two days I was driven around by other people and have no idea, navigationally, how I got here. Thank God for GPS. Nevertheless I am here, in San Jose, and about to formally embark […]
Imagine if the most annoying parts of the internet—spam emails, viruses, things that exist to steal your identity—were real people. Real people trying to get into your house. Read more...
“Guys, do you want to know a secret? You don’t have to be funny in order to attract us. Believe us, between your scalps and your calves, you’ve already got us. Your narrow, decrescendoing hips, and your soft, very hairy thighs leave us breathless. The truth is, there is no evolutionary cause for you to have [...]
God, James Spader's mullet in sex, lies & videotape was fucking gorgeous. Thank you, Al Gore, for personally inventing the technology that allows me to gaze upon James Spader's glorious 1989 sex mane ANYTIME I WANT. Love, Liss.
? How adorable is Nicholas Hoult in the brand-new issue of Flaunt magazine? Oh La La ? Katy Perry: My mother thanks God every day for my divorce from Russell Brand! Celebitchy ? Here’s the Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead guide to getting yourself a job! BuzzFeed ? See 2012 Playboy Playmate Nikki LeighMORE
The overnight story of Angelina Jolie having a double mastectomy has resurrected similar stories of national newswomen who relate only too well to the actress. “Thank God she did it and thank God she talked about it and thank God she got it out there,” said Fox News’ Jennifer Griffin. Show More Summary
Yesterday on Fox News, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) offered thanks to Fox News President Roger Ailes and his colleague Lindsay Graham (R-SC), giving them credit if heightened scrutiny of the terrorist attack in Benghazi results in "a full...Show More Summary
From the May 15 edition of Fox News' On the Record with Greta Van Susteren: Previously: On Fox News, Sen. John McCain Says Roger Ailes Will "Deserve Credit" If There's A Full Benghazi Investigation Fox Host: Media Finally Catching Up On Benghazi The Fox News Campaign To Tie Benghazi To Watergate
Hillary better thank her god, The Father of Lies, that she’s not a conservative like Sarah Palin, because if she were a conservative, after last week’s blistering testimony against her by the Benghazi whistle blowers, all news outlets,...Show More Summary
Oh God. FreeCiv, the open source "tribute" to the classic strategy series, now runs on HTML5. Meaning it can run in browsers. And on your phone. Play here. Thanks PC Gamer. Read more...
Rev. Dr. Thomas W. Ogletree, only wanting to fully participate in his son's marriage, unwittingly became a symbol of religious defiance. He told The New York Times, "I actually wasn't thinking of it as an act of civil disobedience or church disobedience. I was thinking of it as a response to my son."
Thank God somebody in North Carolina’s state legislature has some sense: the Health and Human Services Committee has pulled a bill that would require teens get parental consent for STD testing and treatment, as well as other healthcare. The Republican-controlled committee had advanced the bill on Tuesday, to an explosion of WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? [...]
Here is Ron Artest Metta World Peace opining on the genius of Jesus in how He planned when and how we lose our baby teeth. [ more › ]
Having spent the better part of the morning posting new articles about Ray Harryhausen, and digging up old ones from the CFQ archive, you would think I had nothing more to say about the revered cine-magician, who passed away today at the age of 92. Yet even after writing an obituary that attempted to asses [...]
Thank God, literally: a man was arrested during LA's gun buyback event over the weekend when he showed up with a pipe bomb and "told the officers in the line that he had spoken to God that day, and God...
I feel like one of those hackneyed crocheted signs hanging in people’s grandparents’ doorways: “Bless this mess.” For these are indeed a blessed mess, and THANK GOD for that, because messes are the bread and butter of GFY (well, actually, bread and butter are our bread and butter, but you get the gist). I debated Read More...