Donald Trump is off to a great start: he acknowledged that he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and that he hoped to profit off the housing crisis. And God bless Clinton for saying that Trump lives in his own reality. If by reality, you mean make-believe universe, that’s totally accurate.
Hillsong NYC Pastor Carl Lentz says his congregation continues to grow as hundreds of people wait in lines to get into the church building.
What's so good? Thank God I have you here, but we must be quick as there isn't much time. The world's about to end and your family is in danger. Lol. Kidding, but All Things Go Fall Classic is in two weeks and we don't want you to miss that. October 8th in Washington D.C. Show More Summary
What a relief.
Even though Fantasia Barrino's powerful testimony is peppered with a public suicide attempt, she has no regrets because of God's hand on her life.
Before you ask, the answer is no—I have never won a MacArthur Genius Grant. Nor did I win this year. And thank god for that. Read more...
Zach Galifianakis asks the questions no one else will ask, thank God. Would she attract more voters if she went 'more racist'? Will she move to Canada or the Arctic if Trump wins? Since she's taking away everyone's guns, armed revolution...Show More Summary
As one of the evening's guests joins her on the dais, Dawn Brodey jokes to the audience, “God, I just got 35 percent better looking, didn't I? I'm certainly the cutest bitch on the couch.” Brodey's use of the B-word isn't just for shock, she means it literally. A feisty...
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Thankfully, suspected terrorist Ahmad Khan Rahami seems to have been woefully incompetent at his job. Not only did Rahami fail to kill any civilians when he blew up a dumpster in Manhattan over the weekend, but he managed to get himself caught by police less than two days later after a bar owner...
RV Rentals | San Diego, CA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bad Behavior Language & Words Tags: RV Rentals "Oh, my god, and you speak English properly! I'm doing amazing, thank you!" (Read more...) The post Me No Speak Estupido appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Thank God. I’m sure I wasn’t the only person who had that reaction to the news that GQ had hired Keith Olbermann to discuss the demented dynamics of the 2016 presidential election. It has been five long years since Olbermann was controversially forced out of MSNBC; Olbermann’s departure was profoundly painful for those who appreciated... Read more »
Breitbart ran a story about President Obama accompanied by a photo of a gorilla, so thank god that website will never hold any sway with our leaders. Donald Trump demonstrated his media mastery by taking attention away from Hillary Clinton’s worst news cycle to date (he could win this thing, guys!). Show More Summary
Suppose one reads a story of filthy atrocities in the paper. Then suppose that something turns up suggesting that the story might not be quite true, or not quite so bad as it was made out. Is one's first feeling, "Thank God, even they...Show More Summary
‘Thank God my hand was not raised against Tyson Fury,’ says Wladimir Klitschko. John Dennen reports The post Wladimir Klitschko: ‘Not everyone’s Floyd Mayweather’ appeared first on Boxing News.
Navigating life in China can be tough for the foreigner who doesn't speak Chinese, but thank God for smartphones! We've put together this list of the 9 most useful apps you must have in order to thrive and survive in China. Whether you're...Show More Summary
The 9 Most Ridiculous Things From Las... Thank god Alicia's iPhone is charged because there's no other way to make noise in the zombie apocalypse. 9 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S02E11 "Pablo...Show More Summary
In a new video for Big Think, Penn Jillette suggests an atheist alternative to prayer: Instead of asking God for material things or thanking Him for watching over you, he suggests we reflect on what we could have done better over the course of the day:
Those of us with allergies know only too well what that tickle at the back of the throat feels like. Luckily, no one assumes we’re secretly dying If you are a character in a Victorian novel – which, much to my occasional dismay I am not – you know you’re going to die if, at an otherwise slow plot point, you begin to cough. Show More Summary
Six months after Antonio Cromartie was cut from the New York Jets, the NFL player is glorifying God for another opportunity to play professional football after being picked up by the Indianapolis Colts.