GOD BLESS AMERICA: You Can Thank America For the Continued Existence of Stick-Shift Porsches: The Chief Operating Officer of Porsche Cars North America calls the continuation of the manual transmission “a U.S.-led proposition.”
"Oh my God!" Riley screamed, holding a bouquet of roses and wearing a new tiara. "I'm so thankful for everything."
God bless them internets. When we need something gleefully absurd, they do always provide. Last summer, the titular monster from Jennifer Kent's critically lauded horror hit The Babadook became a gay icon thanks to one Netflix tagging error gone viral...
It seems the debate over the ownership of a monkey selfie has finally ended -- a moment we never thought would come. More »
Thank the movie gods for Guillermo del Toro. One of our best living filmmakers, del Toro crafts gorgeous, poetic films that combine genres to great effect. No one working today is making movies like the Crimson Peak filmmaker, and with The Shape of Water, del Toro may have made his masterpiece. Show More Summary
So, there's really not much to this one. Thanks to some folks on Twitter, we've learned that Ted Cruz likes to watch hard core porn: My god this is real this is actually real pic.twitter.com/IaWxAQ9xdP— Matthew D'Ambrosio™ (@drmattdambrosio) September 12,...
It's him texting you at 2 am. It's him saying he might make it. The apathy in his touch when he dances with you. Maybe is a painful memory. And thank god you punched that wall enough, because, you got sick of emotional bloody knuckl...
Spoilers for the It novel and film below. As excited as I was to sit down and watch the film reboot of It - which is exceptional and full of heart - I also couldn't help but feel a building sense of dread as the film neared its tense conclusion. Show More Summary
Out in the real world, there’s Harvey and Irma, there’s a looming nuclear crisis, there are MAGAs and DACAs. Add Equihacks to that and the ever-present Russia, and you end up with a world that’s “not good.” Thank god for movies so that we can avoid these realities even briefly. Show More Summary
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And if all you have is religion, everything looks like a message from God. Thankfully, we have screwdrivers. And the reason we have screwdrivers is because we have science. Kirk Cameron, who doesn't have access to science because his religion tells him it's evil, can [...]
Gregg Doyel: With so many injuries, a truly tragic 2017 seems possible for the Indianapolis Colts.
Thank God for Wonkette: Tomi Lahren’s great-great-grandfather was indicted on two separate counts, for “willfully, unlawfully and knowingly” making a false affidavit in connection with a naturalization proceeding, and for forging a naturalization document, in violation of the Naturalization Act of June 29, 1906. Show More Summary
They didn't sing about pizza. Thank fucking god. Last night, U2 were guests on The Tonight Show, and there was a very well-founded fear that the band would engage in normal Tonight Show hijinks and sing some sort of pie-related novelty song. Instead, they did something much cooler. The band, still touring behind the 30th…
We'd love to see Kamala Khan, the fabulous Ms Marvel, come to Marvel's slate of TV shows. Hell, we'd like to see it sooner rather than later, if we're honest. But given how it looks like Inhumans has turned out, we're glad to hear that the show currently doesn't have plans to bring Kamala on board. More »
So the twins Emily and Haley Ferguson showed up on Bachelor in Paradise, and thank God the episode was only an hour. The twins, who I still can't tell apart and I don't care, first appeared on Ben's season and then got their own Freeform reality show that I didn't watch. Show More Summary
Thank everything that has ever been given thanks to that this god forsaken August is almost over, and we can roll back into some decent movies hitting the theaters, and then from there we can actually get some good movies, and then we...Show More Summary
ABC News reports: The Texas Governor signed a gubernatorial proclamation Thursday at the grounds of what remains of the First Baptist Church in Rockport declaring Sunday, Sept. 3, a Day of Prayer in Texas. “Howdy Texans,” Governor Greg Abbott began, addressing a large crowd of people at the destroyed church. Show More Summary
I am shedding a single Lisa Rinna blue bunny tear over this season of The Real Housewives Of New York coming to an end. Thank god we have Luann de Lesseps‘ one-on-one special with Andy Cohen coming up next week to extend our stay inShow More Summary
“She could join ISIS and everyone would be like, ‘Thank god she’s there. She’s gonna help ISIS get maternity leave.’”