Because everyone knows you BTFD when Janet Yellen speaks (and Sell The Fking Shit out of precious metals in the middle of surging currency volatility and monetray policy chaos...) Thank The Market Gods for Janet Yellen... Stocks were rescued back above their 100DMAs to prove everything is fine... Show More Summary
Ted, about a stuffed animal who talks like Peter Griffin if Family Guy was porn, is getting a sequel. On June 26, the digitally-rendered teddy bear with no sexual organs and only smooth plush where a dick might be and his (human) bride will make their family of two a trio. Naturally, Ted asks his best friend Mark Walhberg, who it looks like agrees! Read more...
It's a good time to have friends in Eastern Europe. Leaders in the region, who have reacted to Russia's occupation of Crimea by expressing fears that they could be next, are now taking solace in their alliances. "Thanks be to God, we are NATO members," exclaimed Lithuanian President Dalia Grybauskaite last week. Show More Summary
Last year, when Kanye West appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, he premiered his s--tastic music video that featured him and his wife on the back of a motorcycle having sex. Thank God we were able to erase that visual from our minds. This week West appeared on Ellen again and premiered an adorable video featuring his daughter, North West.
"Thank God for Mississippi," the old saying goes. The idea here being that no matter how badly things are in your state -- when it comes to health, or income, or education -- there's a good chance that you're still doing better than Mississippi, which holds the dubious distinction of ranking dead last among the […]
Since 9/11, every time there is a major terrorist attack abroad, many Americans might think or say to themselves, understandably if not graciously, “Thank God it’s not us.”
Quantum and Woody Must Die! #1 kind of says it all right there, doesn’t it? Foils to heroes, even dubious ones like these, always rant on and on like that. Thank the comic book gods once again for books like this. Q&W+Goat shows us that not every hero story has to be so noble or so […]
"RuPaul's Drag Race" fans, now is the time to thank the Logo TV gods. On Wednesday (Jan. 28), the network revealed the Season 7 premiere date -- Monday, March 2 -- a brand new trailer and, most importantly, the names of the two new full-time judges: "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" alum Carson Kressley and E! fixture Ross Mathews. Show More Summary
Viola Davis offered a moving and evocative speech after winning a Screen Actor's Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series on Sunday night.
A Shenzhen boss gathered 10 employees to burn several tons of hell money and thank the gods at a prayer ceremony this past Wednesday in an industrial area of Longhua New District. [ more › ]
We'll probably get more snow this evening, but hey, at least we're not in the Northeast. [ more › ]
Dominic Ongwen, accused of crimes against humanity, takes stand at Hague-based court and thanks God.
Thank God for Jose Mourinho. Every time we want to look into Raphael Varane 's predicament at Real Madrid, we can revert back to the Portuguese coach's famous attack on Pepe when he was in charge of the club's affairs. "It's very easy...Show More Summary
ABC sells its Thursday night lineup as TGIT — Thank God It's Thursday. It should be TGFS — Thank God For Shonda.
Sure, it’s hot up in the 6. But the 4 is positively blazing thanks to Montreal’s beat master Shash’U! Check out his funked-up take on Drake’s “6 God” over on Soundcloud and grab his FG debut Thru Da Night for free at foolsgoldrecs.com/shashu.
From the January 23 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends: Previously: Lindsey Graham 2016: Fox News' Ideal Benghazi Candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham: "Thank God For Fox" And Their Benghazi Coverage
Thank God it's some day or another. I may not know what day it is, but I'm glad it is one. I mean, imagine if it weren't? Then you'd be sorry! There's lots to share that we should have gotten to earlier, though. So even if it turns out to be a slow news day, we can get sputtering mad about something. Show More Summary
Good Read: Kafkatrapping Running Scared On Abortion A Tedious Recycled State Of The Union Saudi King Adullah Died The Pro-Life Movement Must Stop Being Whores Of The Republican Party Screw Jeb, Marco's Running The Europeans And The Jews Media...
With things as roiled as they are in that corner of the globe, what do we make of this? I think 2015 is going to be FUN, FUN, FUN. And not in the good way. (Thank God we have a steady hand at the helm of the ship of state, eh? Whew! We might be royally PHUCT otherwise.)
Actually, thank you to Brian Clevinger and Scott Wegener, who created the wisecracking, Nazi-butt-kicking, modified dinosaur-defeating robot Atomic Robo. The pair are uploading seven years of Atomic Robo's adventures online and are turning their print comic into a free-to-read webcomic. Huzzah! Read more...