The Stache Bros look out for each other.
One of South Park’s greatest assets over the years is the show’s expansion from the self-contained stories of the small Colorado town to tales that take the boys out of their (and therefore our) comfort zones. Whether they’re freeing Willzyx from the Denver Sea Park, negotiating a peaceful end to a Canadian strike, stopping whale […]
Post by Kiarra Sylvester. From a young age, we dream of the families we might have one day. For me, the important detail that inevitably changed on a year-to-year basis was the name I'd give my baby girl (I never dreamed of a boy!).Show More Summary
I posted this photo on Instagram 2 days ago: Caption: "We raced another guy down the Greenway for 3 miles today and totally beat him! (I made the boys promise not to mention that he had a white beard.)" Riding my mountain bike while pulling the boys seems to be OK for my back. Show More Summary
In a few years, our roles will be reversed. I won't even remember the eye color of the boy who broke my heart, and you'll be wondering what happened to the girl that actually gave a shit about you.
She is stronger than she believes and smarter than she gives herself credit for—and it is because of her relationship with him that she will never let anyone manipulate her thoughts and feelings ever again.
"My boy Bret Baier really had to pull that one out of Trump, didn't he?" joked Scarborough in referenced to Baier's sit-down with the GOP nominee yesterday.
It seemed that he was barely in the room, as if he'd traveled somewhere else, but I watched his arms twisting around legs, in a corner of his rumpled bed. His furrowed brows covered downward-pointing deep blue ponds that I could've drowned in if I'd followed. Show More Summary
I’m about to go through a very awkward stage that will in fact not be a stage but my way of life from here on in and I’m going to need your daughter by my side to hold my hair when I’m drunk and sick and embarrassed over some boy. The post Sleeping Beauty appeared first on The Millions.
Say what you will about Southern Charm’s Shepard “Shep” Rose (as if you need my permission to do that!), but his gregarious nature is often a much needed reprieve from his cast mate’s incessant drama. Shep is always quick to call things...Show More Summary
about a month ago, i was on a big southeast engine kick, and proclaimed somewhere either twitter or facebook, that they are in the top 3 bands i miss most. they put out some of my favorite records of the 2000’s, well the 2011 release canary. Show More Summary
There was this constant battle between the part of myself that longed to be free from pain, and the part that still feared having my heart trampled on so easily. In the end, fear won.
I do not understand the youth of today. When I was a not very cool teen, I was concerned with a lot of things. I was concerned that I would never convince a boy to make out with me. I was concerned that I would never get my acne under control. I was concerned that I would never be able to pull off... Continue reading
"I hold back knowing this is not the only ingredient that keeps a relationship going. I come to my senses before I get carried away with all the killing emotions - such could be very temporary. I have to be sure first that he respects me and that I can trust him by making him wait long enough for me to assess him."
"I’m scared that the fire that that boy lit in my heart will never stop burning no matter how hard I try to extinguish it."
My Morning Jacket's Jim James and Alabama Shakes' Brittany Howard have united for a sprawling reinterpretation of Backstreet Boys' 1999 teen-pop anthem "I Want It That Way." The cover unites the singers' polar opposite voices – James' high quiver and Howard's deep croon– over string orchestrations and acoustic guitars, building to a minor-key...
Chipotle—purveyors of humongous, delicious, healthy, unhealthy burritos—has a new animated video out today telling the story of two life-long competitors shuttering their corporate food chains that pump their food with artificial flavors to fall in love and open a tiny food truck... y'know, just... Continue reading
This week Chipotle released a new animated short called “A Love Story” designed to remind you that if you get E.Coli from their food, at least it will be locally sourced E.Coli. (I kid, Chipotle! Like my colleague Tom Breihan, Jezebel’s Jia Tolentino, and, presumably, Britt Daniel — I continued to enjoy your generous portions […]
Sleep talking is weird. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's terrifying. Sometimes you're made queen of the Boy Scouts (I'll get to that). But it's always weird. I want to hear your stories. My husband has had several glorious sleep talking...
People find it funny to call me a pyromaniac. Please! That’s pyro-American to you. My Midwestern small-town upbringing involved the usual seasonal whizzers and bangers; I guiltily recall us boys using ultra-powerful M-80s, which have waterproof fuses, for low-effort, high-yield fishing in the town creek. Show More Summary