"We're thinking about you, Oklahoma," said Tom and the puppy.
[Content Note: Body policing.]"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "did you hear about how Vin Diesel said that 'Hollywood is more concerned about its male actors being in shape than its female actors,' ha ha for real no kiddingShow More Summary
"Knock knock," said the puppy. And Tom said, "Who's there?" And the puppy said, "Olive." And Tom said, "Olive who?" And the puppy said, "Olive you, Tom." And Tom said, "I love you, too, puppy." And they both laughed.
"Tom," said the puppy, wagging its tail, "what do you think the secret is to long-lasting romantic love?" And Tom laughed, because he so didn't know the answer, and said, "I don't know, puppy. I don't think there's a single, universal secret. Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puppy, cocking its head to one side, "you know that phrase 'you teach people how to treat you'?" And Tom said, "Uh-huh." And the puppy said, "I kind of don't like it. Sometimes, no matter how nicely I ask, there are people and puppies who treat me in ways I ask not to be treated." And Tom said, "I know what you mean. Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puppy, licking Tom's chin, "sometimes I feel jealous of other puppies, because they do more tricks than I do, or do the same tricks that I do but better. And then I feel bad." And Tom asked, "Why does it make you feel...Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "how do I stop worrying about things?" And Tom said, "I don't know if it's possible to stop worrying about things, puppy." And the puppy said, "Well, I'd like to worry less, at least." And Tom...Show More Summary
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Uh oh, could this be why Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley haven’t set a wedding date? Perhaps there is some onscreen lovin’ happening offscreen?? Certainly sounds like it as Tom has supposedly found himself getting awfully cuddly with Noomi Rapace! Not only have they been spotted on the set of Animal Rescue looking like a bonafide couple with [...]
Happy Birthday to you!I can't Photoshop for shit!So here is Tom Hardy rebus cake!Love you!
"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "I really don't like the word 'normal' and what it conveys." And Tom said, "I know what you mean, puppy. I find it a useful concept on an individual scale, because it's helpful to process feelings and define boundaries and especially assess physical and mental health by determining What's Normal for Me. Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puppy, "what's your favorite animal?" And Tom hugged his arms around his front, gently squeezing the puppy to his chest, and said, "You are, puppy." And the puppy grinned a flop-tongued grin and said, "You're my favorite animal, too!"
"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "for some reason I can't quite put my paw on, I really want to go sniff that building." And Tom laughed.[Note: The building, the new headquarters of the People's Daily in China, is currently under construction and that's just the scaffolding. It looks like it's going to be pretty awesome when it's finished.]
"Tom," said the puppy, licking Tom's chin, "do you think there's a singular meaning of life for people and puppies?" And Tom said, "I don't know, puppy. It seems to me that there are maybe as many meanings of life as there are people and puppies who live it. Show More Summary
Tom Hardy and Noomi Rapace meet up while attending the 2013 Gabrielle’s Gala on Thursday (May 2) at Battersea Power Station in London, England. The 35-year-old actor and the 33-year-old actress star together in the upcoming film Animal Rescue, which is a crime-drama set for next year centered around a lost pit bull, a wannabe [...]
"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "do you ever think that it's strange that we're such good friends, what with you being a human fella and me being a puppy and all?"And Tom said, "No, puppy, I don't think it's strange. I remember...Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "this glacier makes me feel so small!" And Tom said, "It makes me feel so young—not just because its enormity reminds me of being little, when everything in the whole world seemed to be bigger...Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puppy, licking its nose, "what is it like to be able to contemplate your own mortality?" And Tom replied, "It's tremendous and it's tragic, puppy." And the puppy asked, "What do you mean?" And Tom explained, "Well, on...Show More Summary
"Tom," said the puupy, licking its nose, "I've been thinking about the nature of humor." Tom nodded agreeably, with a lifted eyebrow. "Oh, really?" he said, with piqued interest. "And what have you been thinking about it?" And the puppy...Show More Summary
Part four in an ongoing series. Recently, I have received not one, not two, but three separate missives from Shakers who have had dreams incorporating me, Tom Hardy, and a grey pit bull puppy! Which is obviously awesome.Naturally, we...Show More Summary