TweetI suppose these people were in sleeping bags like at 11:00 AM or so and that attracted some attention from the SFPD? Does our newish sit-lie law even apply to this location at this time of day? IDK. But once you start accumulating these kinds of nuisance citations, you might start thinking about moving on […]
TweetI’m not sure what Brocephus here was doing – he might have been eating an Egg McMuffin or he might have actually been drinking tea. This is the only shot I have, so I suppose I’ll never know: No matter, his left pinkie was upraised, scoring mad baller points. Proper!
TweetI’ve never seen this – Brocephus was holding his mobile, almost certainly an iPhone 6+ ’cause you know, horizontally to record his ride on video: Look Ma, no hands!
The music is pretty good, but feel free to mute it and play 'Yakity Sax' (provided below) if you want. Harkening back to the best of Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird, this misadventure between a large grey cat in what appears to be Russia (from the YouTube title) is slapstick comedy as its height, perfected over millions of years of evolution. Show More Summary
TweetI don’t know if I’m explaining things the right way here, so I’m offering you, the Gentle Reader, a copy of the postcard I just got in the mail. All right, let’s review: MUNI has two bus stops between Central and Masonic on the same short block of Hayes Street. This is absurd. Our SFMTA […]
TweetI’ll tell you, I’ve taught people how to ride bikes over the years, and I’ll tell you the amount of hours spent teaching all those people how to push a bikes, well, that has been exactly zero. And yet in these courses, as seen in the Panhandle, that seems to be all they do, just […]
TweetI’ll tell you, I’m not a big fan of the vaunted The Wiggle bike route and here’s why: FOR MOST PEOPLE, THERE’S A BETTER WAY TO GET FROM THE PANHANDLE TO DOWNTOWN, TO GET THERE AND BACK AGAIN That’s why. This was my stab at promoting the Northern Wiggle, aka the McAllister Pass, aka the […]
TweetI guess it’s this, among other things: Verlocal doesn’t appear to be owned by area Republican-type billionaire Ron Conway, so it’s got that going for it. But I’ll note that a search containing the terms Con Ronway and Verlocal turns up interesting results, almost as if the famous algorithm has been altered for Ronny-Baby…
TweetI’m at a loss for words here: Everybody’s doing it: Reader Notes: Those things are Pilates bands, right? And short-roping, that’s a reference to a mountain climbing technique that has the struggling, inexperienced client getting a tow to the top, ala Lopsang Jangbu Sherpa and rich MTV Wife Sandy Pittman / Sandy Hill on Mount Everest back […]
TweetI’ll tell you, I saw a photo of Chief Greg in the papah’ the other week, and I thought Worst Bald Cap Ever. But this, this is much improved: Now, if our SFPD wants to go Hollywood, they gotta realize they’re going to get reviews. 1. NOBODY’S GOING TO WATCH THIS PSA ON YOUTUBE. You […]
TweetI says to myself, I says, what is this, did all of Miami Beach come to the Western Addition? And then I see the Florida plates, and then comes the bluest Camaro I’ve ever seen: Oh, that explains that. Speaking of which, more Florida plates, this time in the 94102: (Florida plates, heh.) And what’s […]
TweetI suppose somebody is selling something here? Well, sure, the stop is less crowded, but at that point, the cable car itself is super crowded, right? And how many people are going to get off to make room for you, Gentle Reader? About zero, right? I cry foul. And the next stop up the hill? […]
TweetI’m a little auspicious of this one:
TweetI’ll tell you, when I first saw the Orwellianally-named #5R Fulton from our inefficient SFMTA, I thought it stood for Regular, you know, as opposed to Limited. Isn’t that sad? Anyway, yeah, out in the Richmond District, 5Ls travel faster than 5’s, but the tables turn on Market Street, when the regular #5’s regularly pass […]
TweetI’ll tell you, ONLY IN MARIN, ’cause only in Marin will you find the LifeFactory company, which makes those expensive, fashionable glass water bottles with silicone covers what are all the rage at the hot yoga the past few years. LF offers us “mobile glass solutions for modern life,” don’t you know. I’ll tell you, this […]
TweetI don’t know, do you care about stores ‘n stuff? Here it is: I thought it would be like a convenience store, but no they sell cell phones and tablets and all kinds of stuff. Big, in’nt it? Now, here are your Tar-zhays, in order of size, as best I can figure: Greatland Regular City […]
TweetI’ll tell you, pedestrian safety means pedestrian safety. But “pedestrian rights” means the opposite, it means letting peds go around willy-nilly and getting themselves killed. Anyway, if you want to see peds jumping the green and standing around in intersections, head on over to McAllister and Hyde. Before it was bad enough, but now, peds […]
TweetIs somebody paying him to do this (the way this guy was)? I don’t get it: Or is he just another tourist in C-Town, all by himself, checking the scene, striking a pose, and buying knickknacks?
TweetI don’t know my US Flag Code, but I’m thinking you shouldn’t have your jumbo elephant flag flying at the same height as neighboring national flags. So, to fix things, you gotta shrink the jumbo flag or embiggen the PRC flag, then you gotta fly the oliphant flag at a lower altitude, and while you’re […]
TweetI don’t know, I think this bunny is up to something: Click to expand